the fine print | chapter one

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*chris added courtney, duncan, gwen, trent, harold, leshawna, ezekiel, owen, geoff, bridgette, dj, lindsay, sadie, katie, beth, cody, noah, izzy, tyler, justin and eva*

gwen: what the fuck is this

chris: hey campers!

heather: no.

trent: not again 

eva: i fucking dont wanna be here

*eva has left the chat*

*chris added eva*

chris: sorry eva, but you agreed to this when you signed the form for the show in the first place ☺️

courtney: so you mean we all have to be in this group chat whether or not we like it?

chris: yep!!! isn't that fun!!

eva: fuck 

gwen: are you being fucking fr rn

chris: yeah :) 

bridgette: cant argue with the fine print 🤷‍♀️ 

eva: im putting you all on dnd 

eva: cya fuckers

cody renamed the chat "total drama fuckers"

duncan: cody what the fuck

dj: no swearing its not nice :((

cody renamed the chat "total drama f*ckers"

dj: better but can we think of a new name? my mommas gonna be mad :( 

cody: laterrrrrr

noah: being on this reality show for multiple seasons is something i regret most in life

dj: aww cheer up noah !!

duncan: no noahs right

duncan: juvie was better than this

heather: plus, we got no profits from this show

heather: other than the fame and i cant say im complaining about that

courtney: i cant be in this group chat, i have to study goddammit

duncan: its summer gorgeous

duncan: you should let loose ;)

duncan: i can help with that

courtney:  i have to study for next year

courtney: just bc you guys arent in college doesnt mean im not

duncan: youre so smart its hot

geoff: smooth homeboy

courtney: youre just too dumb

duncan: say that to me during sex 

courtney: im leaving and putting you all on dnd. duncan that was disgusting.

duncan: bye princess <3 

courtney: go die

noah: its true that was disgusting honestly

heather: 0 rizz 

duncan: like you can say anything

noah: i want to kill all of you and then myself afterwards

lindsay: noah dont do that :(

lindsay: we havent caught up in long tme :(

beth: omgggggggggg lindsayyyyy ????? ❤️

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