total drama dumbasses

noah the know it all and duncan the dumbass | chapter two

total drama fuckers

courtney: who changed it back to fuckers

noah: i dont know but you dont see me complaining 

gwen: do you ever stand up and the world goes black for like 2 seconds

heather: no lol

heather: thats just you

heather: your gothiness got to your head 

gwen: ???

lindsay: yeahh honestly sometimes that happns to me :(

leshawna: yeah me too but i figured that was just a leshawna thing 

bridgette: same 🤷‍♀️

lindsay: its ok geraldine we can get through it together !! :)

gwen: ?????????? 

gwen: geraldine????

duncan: 💀 

heather: gwen lindsay leshawna and bridgette really went 🖤⛓️🥀🪦

noah: are you all being fr

noah: you all dont know what they all have

duncan: what are you on abt shortstop

noah: they have low iron??

lindsay: whats low irn??

noah: i think the name is self explanatory

duncan: no do go on mr know it all 🥺🥺

noah: i wouldnt have to if you all educated yourself for once 🥺🥺

duncan: what are you talking about? i am educated

courtney: no youre not dumbass

duncan: i am and you know it princess 🥰

courtney: 9 x 12

courtney: duncan

courtney: DUNCAN?

noah: notice how he just dipped 

gwen: frfr

heather: i left for like 2 seconds

heather: whats low iron?

noah: iron deficiency, also known as sideropena and/or lack of iron is where there is a sufficient lack of iron in the body, causing symptoms such as: dizziness, fatigue, light headedness etc. it requires a medical diagnosis and can be treated by vitamins and supplements prescribed by a doctor.

geoff: man there was not one single spelling mistake in that

heather: and i thought courtney was the know it all

courtney: what?

courtney: i am not a know it all

heather: well you arent anymore now that noah has taken your title

bridgette: how do you even know sm abt iron deficiency? like isnt that a weird topic to suddenly pick up?

noah: not really when you read for fun

duncan: imagine reading for fun

noah: imagine not knowing what 9 x 12 is 

gwen: i-

courtney: dumbass

duncan: whatever alr? i skipped a few classes in high skl

heather: ngl from that we learnt that you skipped more than a few

trent: right...

trent: so we have noah the know it all

gwen: dont forget duncan the dumbass

heather: 💀 

heather: whats next?

heather: gwen the goth?

heather: lindsay the loser?

heather: beth the bitch

gwen: ur the only bitch around here

heather: okay go fuck yourself 

gwen: 🙄 

leshawna: heather is such a cunt but dang shes good at this

heather: period ❤️