total drama dumbasses

random hcs for the cast 🥰 | chapter fifty one

heather -
- buys tickets to see the ballet every time they come to town (with dj)
- has glasses but never wears them cos she 'looks bad' in them
- has a playlist for white girl music
- cody's stepsister and/or close friend

courtney -
- only eats bread and jam at breakfast (nothing else)
- has a playlist for classical music that she and noah co own
- can play like 10 different instruments at professional levels

duncan -
- secretly likes animals
- had a phase where he would only wear shorts
- used to have a side part from ages 3 - 12

bridgette -
- can sing opera
- really likes watching restock tiktoks
- can hold her breath for a very long time

noah - 
- can sing and act surprisingly well
- used to use wattpad and publish stories
- he and katie are cousins 
- love hate relationship with horror movies

cody -
- hates april fools day (even though it's his birthday)
- had a crush on rainbow dash
- collects snow globes
- heather's stepbrother and/or close friend

geoff -
- used to be the nerdiest kid in school
- calls his house his 'mojo dojo casa house'
- said he wanted to be a nun when he was younger

gwen -
- pinterest board for hot emo women
- knows how to sing harmony
- has a notes document where she cusses out duncan

alejandro -
- parents forced him to take coding in high school
- supreme hacker
- buys a lot of stuffed animals and hides them in his closet
- lets heather put bows in his hair

lindsay -
- had a glow up when she was 15
- her best subject is history, worst subject english
- really nice to everyone even though she can't remember their names

trent -
- can play the french horn
- owns too many turtlenecks in too many colours
- watches horrible histories

justin -
- huge musical fan (hamilton, six, sound of music) and will drag it into a lot of conversations
- very good at fortnite
- his mother is best friends with alejandro's mother
- performed in his school play every year up till graduation and still goes back to watch the plays

beth -
- still has a crush on justin
- got a glow up after total drama ended
- protects lindsay from chris
- has painted bright pink toe nails

dj -
- owns a bakery with his mother
- self conscious of his voice (singing)
- donates to charity every month

tyler -
- used to be really short
- very proud of lindsay being his girlfriend
- gaslights himself into only liking women 

leshawna -
- performs at bars 
- best friends are her family and she loves family reunions
- straightens her hair so much that it's damaged

harold - 
- is a human calculator
- actually incredibly smart but autistic
- had blond hair at birth but it became ginger as he grew up

eva -
- drinks too many electrolytes
- lifts weights when she's stressed
- loves tangled
- very very thick hair

izzy -
-  gets high off sharpies sometimes
- had braces when she was younger
- had an eyeliner phase

owen -
- his hair smells like roast beef half the time
- randomly bursts into the hamilton soundtrack sometimes
- has expensive taste

katie -
- has a love hate relationship with sadie
- has dress to impress vip
- owns 6 lint rollers because her dog sheds everywhere

sadie -
- love hate relationship with katie
- buys fake eyelashes for no reason at all
- heels hurt her feet but she's short so she wears them anyway

ezekiel -
- best friends with a chicken
- owns too many fluffy blankets
- gets cold easily

a/n

idk i js felt like making this 😭