total drama fuckers
heather: yall im at the train station and this fat old man is staring at my ass
alejandro: okay who do i need to kill
heather: nobody. im capable of handling it myself
alejandro: consider this a personal favour then
duncan: dw man i got the buses
geoff: i have rifles
harold: i have standard guns do you need?
courtney: okay first of all WHO is giving duncan geoff and harold buses and guns
gwen: me
courtney: gwen 😭
gwen: i have spares
gwen: as you all know i used to be in a gang
justin: NO?
trent: WE DIDN'T?
gwen: oh well NOW you all know
leshawna: guys im at the mall no joke there are three buses and harold is on one of them shooting
lindsay: shiii bruh these guys finna go to JAIL 💀 😭 🙏
lindsay: sorry i had a spasm!
courtney: help????
heather: GET ME OUT OF HERE
noah: honey you might have to save yourself bc im not going into an active crime scene
heather: IM GONNA DIE NOT THE GUYS STARING AT ME
alejandro: GUYS?? PLURAL?????
gwen: EYES ON THE ROAD YOU MANWHORE YOU BETTER NOT BE CRASHING MY BUS
tyler: im on the line you need backup?
duncan: to my left
justin: gUNS ARENT LEGAL IN THIS STATE AND COUNTRY
trent: duncan this is why you went to jail
cody: guys what the flip
heather: OH MY GOD
courtney: you best be run out of there heather 🤓 ☝️
heather: NO SHIT MISS CIT
courtney: I THOUGHT WE WERE OVER THAT
gwen: nahhhhhh never
heather: omg guys help theres the cops
alejandro: they wont catch us alive
geoff: code maroon
harold: hide the guns and get the wig
tyler: in 3
duncan: 2
alejandro: 1
heather: STOP WE'RE UNDER THE CITY
courtney: WHAT THE FUCK???
a/n
guys should i make a oneshots book
cos if i made one i can dump any stories i want in it
AND DO REQUESTS
omg
and also i wanna write only but like i have 2 books already is 3 tm? its a good idea n i genuinely wanna do it 😭
YOU ARE READING
total drama dumbasses
Humora collection of the g1 tdi characters in a gc being silly / this was heavily inspired by total drama gc (DISCONTINUED) by wyvrianxv (definitely go check that shi out)
