total drama fuckers
trent: gwen kinda looks like billie eilish
gwen: what??
heather: dont do billie like that
courtney: i see it tbh!
duncan: well i dont.
lightning: me sha-neither
*alejandro removed the entire roti cast from the group chat*
justin: THANK GOD
gwen: i mean i love billie but no i dont rly look like her
trent: TAKE THE COMPLIMENT BITCH
gwen: JEEZ OKAY IM SORRY
heather: pick me core
noah: what the fuck.
gwen: billie's new album released though, i'm listening to blue and i can hear sirens yall
duncan: in the song?
gwen: idk maybe both?
alejandro: yeah that was me outside sorry 😞
heather: how did you end up on the run again.
alejandro: well izzy wanted me to bail her out because nobody else would and eva wasn't there
courtney: why would we bail her out? we'd end up in your situation right here
alejandro: SHUT UP
alejandro: being the kind person i am i offered to bail her out, so i did and then izzy exploded. when i tell you exploded i mean EXPLODED
alejandro: idk what she has hidden in her shirt but she like exploded and then they couldn't capture her so they tried arresting me for evidence and then i ran away
duncan: average day
alejandro: so im running away from the police rn
heather: seriously? that's not even that big of a deal. i'm going to that police station and telling them to hurry up and leave the chase and let you go because honestly i don't see why they're making it such a big fucking deal, imagine being such a loser that ... read more
courtney: sigh i wish i had a boyfriend
duncan: SORRY?
cody: hey guys what's up i just woke up!
cody: oh 😔
leshawna: heyy guys 💋
harold: what's good codester! where's your boyfriend though
duncan: yeah gang we miss noah
alejandro: leave them alone they're fucking like dogs
heather: can you not while im at brunch
noah: i'm here i was just watching the chat play out
gwen: lunch is sad :(
courtney: oh so we're talking about meals now?
trent: why did they have to call it brunch anyway
justin: breakfast and lunch combined
trent: yeah but its such a nasty name
gwen: lmaooo i js remembered in sam and colby's new video in geelong taylor swift was picked up on their feed and they thought it was a ghost
duncan: you are so emo ong
alejandro: HEATHERRRRRRR HELP MEEEE
heather: SHUT UP YOU CUNT I AM AT BRUNCH.
duncan: let her finish her toasted caramel macchiato with whipped cream and caramel drizzle
heather: kys
eva: im sorry for getting you involved alejandro.
izzy: SWUUSHWUSHUWSHWUHSHUWSIWHSUWHUSW
courtney: what is happening anymore.
a/n
wake up, new chapter posted!
i should be doing maths
YOU ARE READING
total drama dumbasses
Humora collection of the g1 tdi characters in a gc being silly / this was heavily inspired by total drama gc (DISCONTINUED) by wyvrianxv (definitely go check that shi out)
