total drama fuckers
noah: holy shit.
gwen: HE COULD BE IN FUCKING RUSSIA NOW FOR FUCKS SAKE
gwen: DUNCAN THIS IS ALL YOUR FAULT
duncan: HOW IS IT MY FAULT? HOW IS IT ALWAYS MY FAULT?
gwen: STOP PLAYING VICTIM FATASS
gwen: IF YOU HADNT PUNCHED SIERRA AND MADE HER GET OUT OF CODYS HOUSE WE WOULD STILL HAVE CODY NOW, BUT NOOOO, YOU JUST HAD TO FIGHT HER DIDNT YOU AND NOW CODY COULD BE GODKNOWS WHERE WITH THAT WOMAN
duncan: sorry
courtney: SORRY ISNT GOING TO CUT IT
trent: guys, i get that you are stressed but yelling accusations at each other in the group chat isnt helpful. shouldn't we be looking for cody instead?
justin: my mans right everyone
justin: sierra cant be doing anything that bad to him, only like marrying him against his will
noah: .
justin: well when you say it like that it sounds bad
alejandro: i can track his phone or something, he would have it right?
heather: stupid. if he had it he'd be able to text us, right?
noah: ive been trying to contact him for the past two days. ive heard nothing and im worried
alejandro: he could have it though, maybe just the sim card was taken out or something
gwen: it is like sierra to prevent him from contacting us. apparently we are 'bad influences'.
courtney: heather arent you still close with sierra?
heather: no.
courtney: you are good at manipulation though n she still thinks you guys are friends right
heather: yes.
courtney: can you ask her or something abt his whereabouts?
heather: why would i do that though. sierra is a psychopath and i dont want to be associated with a psychopath
gwen: youd do it for cody though right?
justin: you are all dumb
duncan: thats bold of you to say
alejandro: why
justin: they would either be at his house or at their 'honeymoon'
justin: i am shuddering as i type that word everyone trent come kiss me
trent: alr
heather: well sierra always said she wanted to go to london for their honeymoon
courtney: why london though its literally always raining there
heather: well idk so they might be in london
alejandro: guys im very experienced hacker 😎😎 yeah they are in london for two weeks
duncan: does this mean we have to book plane tickets to go on a rescue mission for cody? i dont even like him
gwen: youre buying plane tickets for all of us since its your fault
duncan: ughhhhhh
courtney: you also have to buy one for ezekiel
ezekiel: huzzah brothers!
heather: fine. i guess we're going on a rescue mission for cody. this is excessively dramatic.
noah: but necessary. im going to find cody
justin: *we are going to find cody
trent: 😉😏😏
noah: oh shut up you two
a/n
sorry i havent updated ive been busy w skl work
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total drama dumbasses
Humora collection of the g1 tdi characters in a gc being silly / this was heavily inspired by total drama gc (DISCONTINUED) by wyvrianxv (definitely go check that shi out)
