what the hell. | chapter seventy three

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total drama fuckers

heather: what the hell.

leshawna: what???

heather: look what i came home to.

*heather sent an image*

alejandro: oh no my love

heather: my house.

courtney: what even is that

heather: SOMEONE BURNED DOWN MY HOUSE.

eva: shit.

heather: EVA ACTUALLY EXPLAIN YOURSELF

eva: I DIDN'T DO SHIT WHAT ARE YOU COMING AT ME FOR 

eva: izzy escaped out of the mental hospital

cody: wait izzy was in a mental hospital?

noah: yep, that's why she didn't text here for a while

cody: oh makes sense

duncan: about time honestly

heather: MY HOUSE IS ASHES AND RUINS

harold: no way

harold: SAME 😁😁

justin: okay harold why are you so happy about this

harold: i just like to have genuine connections with people, y'know? real connections and sharing the same interests, it really touches my heart 💕

harold: izzy got to my house too but its okay! im a bit pissed but i rented it and nothing was too valuable in there

leshawna: aweee sugarplum

leshawna: you can stay over at mine for as long as you want 🤍

harold: i love you luscious leshawna

leshawna: i love you too stringbean 

heather: okay ruining the moment but WHAT THE FUCK???

heather: I LITERALLY HAVE NOWHERE TO STAY

trent: how come the entire street hasn't noticed one part of their street is completely black with ash and chemical 

izzy: HEY GUYS IM SORRY FOR BURNING YOUR HOUSES DOWN IDUNO WHAT POSSESSED ME 😋😋😋 HUGSSSSSS 😁😁😁😁💕💕💕💕💕🏳❄❄❄

noah: .

heather: i'm so done with you.

cody: you guys can stay at my place btw, i have like a million bedrooms

duncan: dude why is my front yard on fire

duncan: izzy you absolute son of a bitch

geoff: on the bright side that means a sleepover at codys! also getting involved with the federal police to see what we can do about izzy since she's a wanted criminal who has also escaped a mental hospital 

courtney: huh.

geoff: well when you say it like that it sounds bad

bridgette: if you think about it its not that bad

heather: literally help me i have no home 😭

heather: FUCK ALL MY MAKEUP WAS IN THERE THATS LIKE 1000 DOLLARS WORTH OF MAKEUP 

gwen: shiii bro

alejandro: wild

gwen: "i could never spend that much on makeup!! i'm just...not like other girls"

heather: kys gwen we all know you aren't actually that pale

gwen: I AM SO

heather: anyways im going in i need to get my vanity it has my flower knows

tyler: flower what?

harold: flower knows is a popular makeup brand. they are known for their beautiful sets that include beautifully pigmented blushes, eyeliner, lip products etc. you can buy many sets such as the baby angel, swan lake set, and the now on sale limited edition... read more

lindsay: why do you know so much about makeup?

harold: i don't know

heather: got it

heather: and they are unscratched 💕

leshawna: well hallelujah the world is saved

heather: kys

heather: anyways cody im coming over

duncan: same my front yard is literally burnt to pieces

harold: me too

duncan: nvm im not coming ill live

courtney: i'll come because i live with duncan and our front yard is killed

duncan: FINEEEE geez ill come

gwen: simp honestly

duncan: no

trent: and me someone broke the lock on my window

justin: you lock your window?

trent: just in case sierra yk

cody: oh SIERRA!! 🤗

noah: literally don't even.


a/n

StanTeam_Escope thank u for this suggestion bb

and Gg_831 i tried to make harold n leshawna interact more 



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