wisdome teef | chapter fifty seven

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duncan: AWOOOOOOOO

courtney: please do this somewhere else

geoff: THE PACK MUST STICK TOGETHER 

trent: 'the pack' is really just those two

heather: shut the FUCK UP.

duncan: no

heather: dumbcan

duncan: oh where have your good insults gone heather

heather: they never left, im not gonna waste them on you though

duncan: trash talk is the only thing that comes out of your mouth

heather: piercings like you're desperate for a hole to crawl into

duncan: regina george wannabe

heather: 'where my hug at' ahh posture

duncan: smells like 20 different victoria secret body mists at once

heather: smells like 20 different dumpsters in toronto at once

duncan: that scent made noah's little cousins cry 

heather: and yours didn't? please.

gwen: guys. 

dj: guys thats not nice :( 

trent: dj you're so pure

dj: thanks trent!

izzy: HWERE HAVE MY FAVRRRTE COUPLE GONE

noah: the dentist.

gwen: HI NOAH

izzy: HI NOCO

izzy: I MEAN  NOAH

noah: wait i gtg be back in a bit

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cody: put ze lime ni ze coconuts ad drink em all up

cody: lime

cody: 🍋

trent: that's a lemon

cody: no

gwen: cody are you on something

noah: he just got his wisdom teeth removed

izzy: LAUGHING GAS????

izzy: i love laughing gas 😍

cody: ME TOO 

izzy: AHAHAHHAHAHAHAHHAAHAHAHHAHAHAHAH

cody: HAHHSJAHJAHJHAAJHHHHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHJAHJHJSHAJSHJASHAJ

courtney: only time anyone matches izzy's energy

noah: should i try and trick him into thinking he's a tribute in the hunger games

gwen: STOP LIKE ALANA DID 

noah: cody, sit tight, we're going to the capitol

cody: gthe capitol?????????

noah: it's okay, just survive the hunger games and you can come back to district 12

cody: noooooooooooooooooooooo i wanan go back to distacri 12 !!! :(

noah: its okay just stay calm

trent: we'll meet you at the capitol

justin: hello im president snow welcome to the capitol

cody: NOO I WASNNAN GO HOME NOW 

cody: NOAH DONT ELAVE EMEE ⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠⚠

justin: im afraid its too late for that little one

noah: AAAAGAHHAHAHHHHHH IM DYING 

izzy: *GUNSHOT BOOM BOOM BOOM*

noah: IM DYINGGG

cody: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO NOAHAHAHHHHHHHH

gwen: help are we roleplaying?

duncan: yes

courtney: hello im president snows secretary i will be taking you to your room

cody: NOAH IS DEAD 😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭😭

izzy: WOOF WOOF

cody: WHY IS DAERE A ANIAML IN MY ROM

cody: DID YOU KAELL MY BOYFRAND

gwen: NOCO IS OFFICIAL

cody: NO ISNT NOT MY BOYFRAN IS 💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀💀⚰⚰⚱⚱

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cody: WHO

noah: me.

cody: NOAHAHAH AWWHWWHWWH I OLOEVE YOU SO CMUFH

cody: NOAHWH YOURE AKUVE 

justin: noah i want one

izzy: ME TOOO

trent: how did i get a mosquito bite on my ankle 😭

heather: justin.

justin: NO??

gwen: nah like they be pulling down your socks nowadays and biting 

alejandro: i wish they would just pull down my pants and

noah: cody you cant eat any of it yet though

cody: HWY NOTKLDJL

noah: dentist said so

cody: :(((((((

cody: oki dokie :(


a/n

not my best work but giving you a normal chapter

i published chap 1 of falling! pleas read :)

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