total drama fuckers
gwen: guys im really bored
alejandro: okay, well, so am i, but im not complaining, so, womp womp gwen
gwen: damn okay 😥😥
cody: im also bored asf man
heather: how about you tell us about your love life
cody: suddenly i aint bored anymore
courtney: noooooooo cody tell us
noah: before you say anything, no, we are not dating
duncan: SERIOUSLYYYYYY
duncan: JUST MAKE OUT ALREADY ITS NOT THAT HARDDDDD
gwen: give them time ffs
cody: we js have an ongoing joke about being boyfriends lmao
alejandro: yall are hiding shit
noah: we're not.
cody: do you trust me 😍😍😍😟😟😟😟😟😟😟
heather: no
cody: 😟😟😟😟
*heather removed noah from the group chat*
heather: there, now you can tell us about it
cody: how did you remove someone, i thought dj was the only one with admin?
alejandro: i can hack 👅👅 also im weak for heather ill do whatever she asks me to, even if its to lose another season of total drama
heather: yeah.
gwen: we gotchu cody dw abt it
cody: i literally dont trust heather
courtney: what about me 😥😥
cody: ...sure
cody: anyways i like noah 😍😍😍😍😍😍
leshawna: you WHat
heather: oh come on. it was obvious the entire time.
eva: congratulations on finally letting us know, cody. you were the last to know.
cody: last to know what?
izzy: THAT YOU LIKE NOAH SILLY
duncan: JUST KISS ALREADY JKHSJHSDJSDHJKDSHJDHDJH
courtney: dont abuse keyboard spam culture, duncan.
duncan: cry me a table courtney
bridgette: sobbing
cody: shouldve removed more people before saying that
izzy: SO WHEN ARE YOU TWO GONNA GET MARRIED AND HAVE BABIES AND GROW OLD TOGETHER
cody: probably never, because he doesn't like me
gwen: guys should we tell him
leshawna: tell him what?
eva: oh my goodness sister thunderthighs you are so slow
eva: OBVIOUSLY we're gonna tell him that noah 1000000% likes him. BACK.
cody: no he doesnt
izzy: should we have accidentally exposed noah in the group chat
izzy: alejandro is probably taking soo many screenshots right now 😼😼😼😼🤣🤣🤣😎😎
bridgette: BYE NOT THE MILENNIAL EMOJI
harold: guys, help, i cant figure out how to code a bot on discord
eva: FUCK OFF HAROLD WE HAVE BIGGER ISSUES
harold: oh ok
leshawna: seriously eva why would you say that
courtney: aaaaaand they're both offline
izzy: ANYWAYS NOW WE KNOW NOCO IS POSSIBLE COS THEY BOTH LIKE EACH OTHER
cody: yeah but you dont got no proof
eva: we literally have voice recordings
cody: he couldve been held hostage
heather: ughhhhhhhhhh
heather: if you like him and he likes you then what are you so scared of? dating him? it's not like he's gonna cheat or smth
gwen: *looks at duncan*
duncan: it wasnt MY FAULT
courtney: YES IT WAS
gwen: YES IT WAS
duncan: NO IT WASNT
gwen: WELL 2>1, SO, WOMP WOMP
a/n
help i cant figure out how to code mimu on discord
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total drama dumbasses
Humora collection of the g1 tdi characters in a gc being silly / this was heavily inspired by total drama gc (DISCONTINUED) by wyvrianxv (definitely go check that shi out)
