total drama fuckers
gwen: guess what my favorite number is
duncan: 420?
gwen: no thats fucking stupid why would you say that
geoff: 69 😏😏
courtney: yess we finally made it to chapter 69
cody: such a funny number :3
cody: yall im sad
duncan: dude why? pathetic as hell
bridgette: kinda surprised noah's not bashing you rn
cody: thats why im sad, cos noahs at workkkkkkkkk
cody: i mean he finishes in like 10 minutes and will come to my place but stilllllllll
courtney: good on him tbh! i mean i have an internship at my mom's friend's law firm and it pays well considering my age, i'm very happy for noah because he's being productive and doing a task unlike some people in this group chat. did you know that i get paid 40 an hour? yeah! it's pretty good considering the economic state of the world right now. cost of living is a big problem and the world's politicians aren't doing enough to help it. paired with global warming and wars outbreaking and covid completely destroying us, yeah, you could say it hasn't been too good recently! 2024 has been a horrible year so far, so i'm studying to be a lawyer to change it. when i become a barister maybe i'll move myself to a higher level. and that is how i'm going to become president of the world.
heather: courtney shut up
cody: i 👅miss 💦noah 😆 so 🥰 fucking 🍆 much 😩
alejandro: i bet you do
duncan: stop those emojis
cody: ok but all jokes aside have you seen the way he puts his hands in his pockets he just looks so fucking sexy im hard
harold: Okay Cody what the flip
justin: horny
trent: guys i cant stop spraying my sol de janeiro it smells so good
gwen: which one?
trent: 68
gwen: radical thats so close to the chapter number
cody: and his posture too 😍 yall hes so 😥😥😥
heather: took 69 a bit too far
cody: its bc you havent kissed him before his lips are so soft
alejandro: we dont need to know that
harold: What the flip
leshawna: harold you have to stop saying what the flip
duncan: lil goofy ass
cody: noahs so hot 😩😩😩😩
gwen: yeah guys noah is really hot 😋
cody: wjat
trent: the way he runs his fingers through his hair
justin: the way his fingers are so elongated like an artists
gwen: i'm hard (i'm a woman)
justin: im ovulating (i'm a man)
cody: GYUS TJATS MY FBOFRIDNS
gwen: we're conspiring against you in the gays only group chat
cody: there's a gays only group chat?
justin: right we should add them in these horny bitches
VOUS LISEZ
total drama dumbasses
Comédiea collection of the g1 tdi characters in a gc being silly / this was heavily inspired by total drama gc (DISCONTINUED) by wyvrianxv (definitely go check that shi out)
