total drama dumbasses

SLEEPOVERSLEEPOVER | chapter thirteen

total drama fuckers

noah: thank the lord that the nicknames are gone

noah: if i am called 'gayforcody' one more time today i will commit suicide

heather: taking note of that

duncan: the nicknames were the truest most purest forms of ourself

duncan: heather for instance

heather: IM NOT BALD ANYMORE ISTG

gwen: baldysbasics :((

alejandro: whoop me with that ruler sky papa

heather: WHATTHEFUCK 

leshawna: we all just gonna sit here and pretend this is normal?

cody: it is i just ignore the notifications until something ungodly comes out of someones mouth 

noah: another day of alejandro being a manwhore :((

alejandro: another day another slay

leshawna: period

lindsay: isnt a period when wine comes out of woman vaginals

gwen: i-

courtney: there's so much wrong in that message IM going to kill myself with noah

noah: join the club ig

duncan: wine??????????????????????? 

alejandro: i like wine

geoff: same

heather: would you three stop being disgusting 

noah: can alejandro go a day without saying something so absolutely retarded that he drags duncan and geoff into it? find out on total drama manwhore

chris: thats my thing ur fired

noah: i dont work for you anymore lol

justin: it was all a big surprise when you turned up in headphones and shit being his assistant

courtney: no cos like who would even want to be chris's assistant

gwen: noah 

courtney: he abuses the interns on the show like

courtney: are you just gonna let chris walk all over you like that?

noah: no that's codys thing

noah: bitch would never say no to sierra

cody: speaking of sierra she's outside my window :D

duncan: AGAIN 

cody: yeah 

cody: noah help help help help help what if she rapes me

noah: omw already

gwen: thats too far

duncan: thats sexual assault so technically we could report her to the cops for that

courtney: unless cody lets sierra 'walk all over him' again and gets manipulated and gaslit into somewhat saying 'yes i'll let you do this' then we have some evidence but it would be harder to win a case like that

gwen: i smell a lawyer

geoff: cit alert watch out dudes

duncan: thats my wife

cody: speaking of being married sometimes i wake up with a ring on my finger and no way of knowing how it got there

noah: do you sleepwalk??

gwen: arent you driving 

noah: yeah, sucks to suck, there are bigger problems

bridgette: like global warming

geoff: bridge thats so deep :(

cody: ion sleepwalk omg 

cody: idk how sierra keeps getting into my house oml and i dont have cameras because im saving up for a new car

izzy: I SMELL AN IDEA

izzy: WHAT IF WE HAD A SLEEPOVER 

cody: idk we could?? 

gwen: sierra protection army

duncan: ill bring the buses

cody: WHAT BUSES

courtney: WHY DO YOU HAVE BUSES

duncan: to run ppl over with duh 

duncan: i have three, i drive one, courtney drives one and banana drives one

courtney: banana?

duncan: my alligator

noah: oh god

cody: as long as you dont crash into my house im fine with it

cody: crash into sierras house for all i care

noah: wait are you actually considering the sleepover idea

noah: i havent had a sleepover in so long wtff

cody: yh cos everyday i wake up and theres a marital ring on my finger and i notice sierra wears one too so i think you can put the pieces together

gwen: i rly hate sierra

heather: same i js needed to form an alliance with her

gwen: oh shut up heather nobody likes your stupid alliances anyway

heather: rude 

cody: whos coming tho 

heather: im down ig

gwen: same sierra is such a dick 

duncan: sure 

noah: im coming but keeping my distance from the minecraft grass block ^

courtney: ill check my schedule

trent: i wasnt here for half the conversation but i can fight with a guitar

justin: same im coming :))

alejandro: yeah

noah: and ill ask owen and izzy and eva cos theyre the dream team for beating people up

cody: sounds good

a/n:

yay 

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