we kin noah | chapter five

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total drama fuckers

duncan: sooooooo...

noah: before you say anything, no, i'm not gay, no we will NOT be having a conversation about ships today, its been the same thing for the last 4 days and i am tired of it.

duncan: you read my mind frfr

izzy sent an image:

heather: you really called duncan out for that crazy girl

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heather: you really called duncan out for that crazy girl

gwen: idk but is it just me 

gwen: duncan keeps accusing noah for being gay 

gwen: but what if DUNCAN'S the gay one

courtney: what. 

gwen: wait listen to my theory court, he dated both of us and couldnt keep any, might as well go for the opposite gender

courtney: makes sense ngl

duncan: WHAT

duncan: IM NOT GAY I JUST LIKE MAKING FUN OF NOAH

trent: yk what time it is

trent: *takes out guitar*

trent: *starts playing guitar*

harold: *beatboxes*

justin: *rips off shirt seductively* 

cody: *inhales*

cody: LIAR 😳 LIAR 😡 THE 😁 WORLDS 🌎 ON 😖 FIRE 🔥 WHAT 🙀 YOU 👋 GONNA 😝 DO 👀 WHEN 😰  IT 😅 ALL 😏 BURNS 😫 DOWN 🤠

heather: your drama brother ass wasnt gonna get nowhere anyways 

trent: um excuse me heather that is not nice

heather: remember your hit release

trent: remember when you kissed me to make gwen upset

heather: "when i cry" 😢 "my eyes get wet" 💦 "i hope it wasnt" 😇 "guy sweat" 😰 

heather: sorry i was too busy typing about your pathetic guy sweat to care

alejandro: can i drink it 

cody: ayo alejandro thats not 

noah: i think you made cody uncomfortable

cody: you think?

duncan: oOooOOooOO

duncan: gayest thing ever

noah: ok lol

courtney: what is it with this group chat and being gay ffs

heather: courtney that was surprisingly homophobic of you

gwen: no homophobia in this chat ⛓️🥀🖤

geoff: yeah we support all the colors of the lgblt communication

bridgette: HELP 

courtney: no because im just saying—

leshawna: zip it girl 

leshawna: we dont need any of your negative homophobia

heather: you know you're always welcome to leave 😇 

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heather: i kin noah 

noah: for the last time im straight but ill make an exception for dunky wunky

courtney: DUNKY WUNKY?????

leshawna: i can smell the jealousy

duncan: no thanks im good

noah: you know you wanna 😉 

courtney: noah stop taunting him or i will come right to your garden and light it on fire with gasoline 

noah: oh no 😣 not the garden 🪴:((

heather: this is why i kin noah frfr

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courtney: im calling my lawyers

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courtney: im calling my lawyers

noah: im so scared :((

noah: what do i do :((

noah: i need a big strong man to protect me :((

duncan: im calling MY lawyer

courtney: im your lawyer!!

duncan: cutee my girlfriend is my lawyer

alejandro: relationship goals

alejandro: heather take notes 

heather: WHAT

gwen: drama brothers come sing us out of this misery

trent: good cos i never put away my guitar

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duncan: so many people sending photos today

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duncan: so many people sending photos today

duncan: wait

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