total drama dumbasses

sitting in a tree | chapter twenty two

total drama fuckers

gwen: JUSTIN TRENT ISTG YOU MISSED ALL THE GOOD STUFF

justin: eh wtv we were busy anyway

cody: busy fucking like DOGS lord the blinds werent down

justin: fym they were down 

duncan: can we skip to the good part 

duncan: WE DID SPIN THE BOTTLE AND NOCO KISSED

trent: WHAT

trent: NOCO MY SWEET BABIES 

trent: IM SO PROUD

noah: whatever it was a completely platonic thing and it was just a dare, didnt mean anything

cody: ^

gwen: COMPLETELY PLATONIC HOW DOES ONE KISS AND SAY ITS COMPLETELY PLATONIC

duncan: ^

courtney: yeah, like gwen could've kissed duncan and told me it was completely platonic but i still wouldve ran her over with multiple buses so what do you mean it was completely platonic

noah: you know what i meant, miss cit. 

alejandro: shawty pipe down

leshawna: youre literally feeding this group chat

heather: wish you were here xoxo except not really 

alejandro: we got drunk and threw up everywhere it was crazy ass shit man you should have been there

courtney: i hated every second of it

duncan: CHEER UP

courtney: youre still drunk, geoffs parties are always insane

bridgette: i cant believe he threw a party in CODY's house. 

cody: ah its all good i have cleaners

gwen: rich ppl core

noah: heather and alejandro expensive ass taste core

alejandro: i leaned in and whispered to him "suck my dick i love sucking my dick"

noah: ew

leshawna: arent any of you hungover lmao 

leshawna: also arent you all in the same room

heather: just wanted to text cos if any of us open our mouths we might just send shit up the wrong way 

gwen: its that bad tbh 

justin: did we get off the subject of noco, anyways lets get back on, all aboard train is leaving in 1 min and 9 seconds

courtney: thats 69 seconds- you did not. 

noah: not necessary to get on a train, get off the train please

duncan: noah and cody sitting in a tree

courtney: k-i-s-s-i-n-g

duncan: ehehehhehehehehehhh

izzy: HEY WHASTS GOOD PEOPLE WHERE YOU ALL BEENEEEEENNN SDKLJDKLJDKAJKDJSA

eva: calm down motherfucker

izzy: IZZY DOESNT CALM DOWN

izzy: IZZY CALMS UP

eva: that doesnt make sense

izzy: ANWAYYSSSSS

izzy: HEARD THERE WAS SOME NOCO SITTING IN A TREE

izzy: I CAN SMELL THE NOCO IN THE AIR THERE IS TENSION EVERYWHERE

duncan: what kind of tension?

izzy: SEXUAL

noah: uh, no.

cody: THERE ISNT ANY TENSION FUCKING HELL

bridgette: geoff just threw up and so is heather

leshawna: they're  drunks frfr

bridgette: facts

izzy: I AM NUMER 1 NOCO SHITTER

courtney: shitter

duncan: shitter

heather: shitter

leshawna: didnt you just throw up?

heather: no whatr u on abt

izzy: HOW WAS THE KISS LIKE DID YOU KISS HIM SLOWLY LIKE YOU WERE SEEING WHO CAN LAST LONGER OR FAST LIKE YOURE MAKING UP FOR LOST TIME

noah: i pecked him on the lips it didnt mean anything

noah: what will make you idiots understand

heather: oh, we understand, we're just choosing to ignore it

duncan: ^

courtney: ^^

geoff: ^^^

gwen: ^^^^

justin: ^^^^^

trent: ^^^^^^

alejandro: ^^^^^^^

cody: heather rigged it

alejandro: no way thats not possible, shes not smart enough to do that

heather: bitch. 

owen: whats up my dudes!

gwen: never say that again.

owen: whats happening!

izzy: OH HEY OWEN NOCO IS SITTING IN A TREE

noah: we arent actually sitting in trees btw

cody: yeah im actually on the floor-

izzy: K-I-S-S-I-N-G

noah: k-i-l-l-i-n-g-m-y-s-e-l-f

dj: dont do that noah :(

cody: g-o-n-n-a-s-h-o-o-t-m-y-s-e-l-f

duncan: w-h-i-l-e-k-i-s-s-i-n-g

gwen: i-n-a-t-r-e-e

izzy: n-o-c-o

noah: i-h-a-t-e-y-o-u-a-l-l

a/n:

ehehehheh 

ok thats like 2 chapters lemme rest