holy bullshit and balls | chapter forty three

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total drama fuckers

gwen: now that it is morning and i am very refreshed ☺️ can noah EXPLAIN WHAT HIS MIXED MESSAGE WAS LAST NIGHT?

courtney: yeah like you js went on a rampage about duncan and then left

noah: sorry mb i was asleep

duncan: yeah, probably never wake up again

noah: ??? tf?

duncan: whatever. you know whats coming for you

noah: oh no i am so scared im now going to kms :(

courtney: duncan, you should mature a bit. you've been calling noah names left right and center, don't you think it's bad for his mental health?

duncan: he should deal with it like every other person does.

justin: duncan unspoken trauma real 😵‍💫

gwen: UM HELLO? EXPLAIN

noah: oh yeah so last night at like 2:30 in the morning i was abt to sleep n i got like this notif from codys number and ik it sounds stupid but ive been texting him the whole time

alejandro: yeah i know i could read your text

heather: why did we make alejandro the supreme indian hacker 

alejandro: im spanish 

noah: ok. 

noah: anyways, i noticed all my messages had sent, and then the message from cody said hurry, you know where to find me, you always do

trent: gosh when did cody start sounding like a philosopher

justin: imagine this is a peeta katniss situation and when we get cody back he just jumps at noah and we need days of consultation, therapy and a medical team to get him back to normal

gwen: lets try and think positively

geoff: the ship name is peeniss 😏😏

bridgette: oh my goodness geoff.

heather: now, going back to the message.

heather: that's really suspicious. its like implying they're not where we think they are, even though they are in london. 

gwen: they COULD be in london. we have no way of knowing

justin: if we all see the same colour

harold: the jonas brothers doesnt include all the jonas brothers

trent: they're hiding frankie from us and they could be hiding others

justin: plot twist we're all jonas brothers 😱😱😱

noah: funny. 

noah: i don't know where cody is, but he says i will and im confused

courtney: well you dont have to work out an answer now, take your time. we're all depending on you and we know its a big job so dont worry about it

duncan: even courtney isnt that nice to me

courtney: you were being rude to noah. what if it gets so bad to the point where he

duncan: where he what?

courtney: you know what i mean. 

noah: i have somewhat of an idea but im not sure

courtney: i can still cancel the flight its in one week just a reminder

trent: okay! 😱😱

justin: holy bullshit and balls is this conversation confusing


a/n

i felt like writing another chapter

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