tea 🍵 in both ways 👹 | chapter nine

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total drama get rid of sierra

group members: cody, noah, courtney, heather, duncan, gwen, alejandro

cody: shaking shitless in my pants rn 🥶 

duncan: oh no what happened

cody: sierra got my moms address 🥶 

noah: WHAT HOW

courtney: thats too far

heather: your mom could be in danger wtf-

heather: cody im so sorry

gwen: did heather just apologise 💀 

*courtney took 20 screenshots of chat*

heather: oh my god stop being so childish

gwen: be careful before you start speaking in third person and saying shit like "heather never apologises!! 😡"

heather: wtv

cody: yall i think she followed me to my moms

noah: you didnt check if she was nearby 😔 

noah: 😔 

cody: its not like we have location trackers 😭 

noah: no we do she just always has her on but alejandro is good at hacking as he is good at manipulation

alejandro: i am a man of many talents

cody: okay well

cody: my bad

cody: but i cant use my phone while driving that would be asking for a fine 😧 

heather: look behind you maybe in the mirror

heather: idk just a suggestion

courtney: cody, if it ever comes to this, you can always ask for my help in court to sue her

duncan: thats why her name is courtney 🗣️‼️

gwen: "aww my little baby is getting her first lawsuit!!" - probably courtney's mum

courtney: WAIT HOW DID YOU KNOW

cody: sorry i left sierra's at the front door 🙏

noah: wyd when me and my gang pull up sierra

heather: one emoji that describes what the gang is like

duncan: ⛓️ 

gwen: 🔪 

courtney: 👹

alejandro: 🥶

cody: she brought her mom 

cody: her mom brought tea

cody: i dont think its safe to drink

cody: noah help

noah: im omw just chill for like 10 minutes

gwen: sierra's actually feral

gwen: like

gwen: deadass

duncan: feral?

duncan: like...an animal?

alejandro: no thats a furry

alejandro: feral is like going insane or smth idk

heather: either way she could be a furry

gwen: imagine sierra during sex if she was a furry

heather: engaging in animal noises ✅ 

heather: engaging in animal roleplay ✅ 

heather: attracted to animals ✅ 

alejandro: mb guys im out 😔 

duncan: sierra should be on smth like total drama delinquents

courtney: like you?

duncan: yeah 😔 

gwen: i feel like me and courtney both deserve someone better than duncan

courtney: *courtney and I 

gwen: why are you the way that you are

heather: soooooo cody

heather: what happened

gwen: wheres noah

courtney: they're dealing with something

duncan: CODY

alejandro: NOAH


a/n:

i had like 20 minutes to write this thanks 🙏 

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