early halloween 🎃| chapter sixty six

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duncan: happy halloween everyone

heather: it's april.

duncan: i know but we got to chapter 66 🤑🤑 one more 6 and its the devils number 👿 

gwen: #breakingthe4thwall

duncan: and thinking of a halloween costume a month before halloween is so icky for me personally

gwen: oh god how many chapters will this book have by the time we get to october...

courtney: personally i hope we never stop fucking around!!

gwen: sixty six chapters and this started 

heather: enough with the 4th wall, what are your ideas for halloween?

noah: why are we talking about halloween when it's spring

courtney: scroll up

noah: ok

noah: OHHH

noah: happy breaking the fourth wall day guys

cody: 🎃🎃🎃

dj: pumpkeeeeeeeeeeeeeeen

noah: honestly i feel like if i dressed up as myself from halloween everyone would be like 'omg thats so cool, you're noah from total drama!' 

noah: like yeah, i am, in both ways 💀

tyler: i don't wear the same thing every day so that would actually be a really good costume idea

tyler: so basic thoughhhhhhhhhhhhhhhhh

heather: what is with you and being basic jesus christ

alejandro: he doesnt wanna be basic because then if he's basic the whole fandom will forget about him

tyler: how come ezekiel gets more game than me, he always gets eliminated first

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ems 💕

noah
EMMAAAAAAAA

emma
NOAHHHHHHHHH

noah
do you have any good halloween costume suggestions?

emma
why? its april
halloween is in 6 months
what are you on about

noah
nothing the group chat is just going wild at this point

emma
you have a group chat for total drama?
i see that is going well

noah
yeah not really
we broke the fourth wall today because we made it to chapter sixty six

emma
i see
well let me ask kitty about it
HI NOAH ITS KITTY EEYEYEYYEYEYEY

noah
HI KITTYYYYY

emma
OKAY I HAVENT TOLD EMMA THIS YET BUT LIKE
MONSTER HIGH

noah
THATS SO COOL 😭

emma
AND IM GONNA BE DRACULAURA AND EMMA CAN BE FRANKIE STEIN

noah
THANKS FOR THE INSPO 

emma
NO PROBLEM IM GONNA GIVE EMMA HER PHONE BACK NOW
BYE NOAH HAVE A GOOD DAY

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