total drama fuckers
alejandro: packing is hard :(
noah: its not hard
duncan: yk whats hard
courtney: no.
alejandro: you all think packing is easy but actually its very hard because my girlfriend is heather
heather: im not your girlfriend.
alejandro: heather we talked about this but we are literally dating
heather: whatever
gwen: how many suitcases everyone 🥰🥰
duncan: one
courtney: one
trent: one
heather: five
justin: five
heather: yoooo justin we twinning fr man
justin: thats whats up bro
alejandro: what the fuck
justin: its ok if we have five because we have big strong men to help us carry our suitcases >w<
trent: I DONT WANNA DATE YOU ANYMORE
heather: OwO
gwen: heather is an uwu girl confirmed honestly
harold: i should pack extra underwear so duncan doesnt trash it
harold: WRONG GROUP CHAT
*harold deleted a message*
duncan: i read that 😏😏
courtney: really, i didnt even know you could read
duncan: ughhhhh you always spoil the fun
courtney: what fun
gwen: w courtney stan a queen
heather: queen courtney
leshawna: i think you dropped this 👑
heather: sorry but thats mine
leshawna: 😒
trent: ^ gwen during the first season of total drama
gwen: UGHHH STOP
justin: bro you were so pissed off like live a little
alejandro: SAYS YOU cant live without the skincare
justin: bitch you werent even in season one fym
heather: how much skincare do you guys think
justin: LOTSSSS 😍😍😍
alejandro: it wont be necessary mi amor
heather: YES JUSTIN, alejandro your opinion is worthless and nobody asked you
noah: i think we missed the point of going to london
duncan: mission is to retrieve noahs boyfriend
noah: for the last time he ISNT MY BOYFRIEND
gwen: ur getting a bit too defensive tbh
noah: no, youre all just stupid. i told you multiple times we arent dating and you continue to ship us. it makes us very uncomfortable and you don't seem to appreciate that. there is reasoning behind this.
duncan: mmmmmmmhm sure
duncan: i aint reading allat
alejandro: packing is hard tbh :(
heather: oh well
gwen: duncan you booked tickets?
courtney: i booked them for him because he cant read. gwen you are doing hotels, heather you are doing transportation, trent on restaurants and justin on snacks. is that clear?
duncan: yes mom
gwen: -my
alejandro: what the fuck
heather: makunt izitchi
alejandro: im the 'manwhore' but im being about 10x more mature than you all
trent: live a little alejandro!
alejandro: if you say so
alejandro: my balls are big
justin: maybe dont live a little
gwen: dont live at all
heather: did you just tell my boyfriend to kill himself?
gwen: maybe i did what are you gonna do abt it
alejandro: packing is hard :(
a/n
im sorry these chapters are short ive been so dead recently and busy w tests n skl work
i try and update everyday but lately ive been feeling less motivated to write this but ik i will continue it and update when i have time
tysm for 5.3k reads i never wouldve expected this in 2 months only
ps. i love everyones comments
YOU ARE READING
total drama dumbasses
Humora collection of the g1 tdi characters in a gc being silly / this was heavily inspired by total drama gc (DISCONTINUED) by wyvrianxv (definitely go check that shi out)
