total drama fuckers
courtney: fuck
*courtney left the chat*
heather: COURTNEY NEVER SWEARS WTFFFFFFF
duncan: it was either her or me who accidentally let the word slip about our relationship anyways
duncan: not like i wasnt looking forward to it
trent: great now duncney has told us they're dating
trent: aleheather next
alejandro: BET
heather: WE ARENT DATING HOW MANY TIMES DO I HAVE TO SAY
justin: biggest aleheather shipper here
alejandro: thank you for supporting me and my lover in our darkest times :(
heather: GOD WOULD YOU SHIT UP
gwen: shit up
geoff: shit up ahahah
heather: i just got my nails done mb
heather: theyre cherry red almonds
bridgette: omg <3
bridgette: i cant get my nails done cos im too scared theyre gonna fall off when i surf and take my nail with it into the water
geoff: its okay bridgette i think you look beautiful with or without them :))
bridgette: aww geoff :))
gwen: anyway
gwen: TRUSTIN - a memoir
gwen: lets discuss
noah: this fucking group chat i swear to god.
cody: hey noah
duncan: notice how they come online at the same time ;)
noah: yes
noah: but what significance is that
gwen: DID YOU NOT HEAR WHAT I SAID ABOUT TRUSTIN THE MEMOIR
gwen: i feel so neglected
heather: good lol
justin: sorry my bad gwen lemme just
justin: UH WHAT THE DIDDLY DARN CRACK JACK SNAPPERS WHIPPER SNIPPER LAWN MOWER POPCORN CRACKERS SODA POP CANS HAWAIIAN SUN DANCE GRASS SKIRT FIRE THROWING CIRCUS ELEPHANT IS THAT
duncan: justin let loose
trent: TRUSTIN IS A THING???
trent: i thought that was just some weird fandom shit or smth idk
heather: i thought i shipped noco but now trustins in the picture and idk guys :((
gwen: where even is noco
duncan: prolly on a date
duncan: yk sierra would know cos shes always stalking cody
heather: she talks about it like its a flex
heather: like girl its not
duncan: i lowkey miss courtney im gonna add her back
*duncan added courtney to the group chat*
courtney: guys my neighbour is playing 'i got bitches' really loudly help
justin: stop i know all the lyrics to that
heather: like stalking, that isnt a flex either
trent: listen to what justin has to say
heather: oooOOoOOoo
YOU ARE READING
total drama dumbasses
Humora collection of the g1 tdi characters in a gc being silly / this was heavily inspired by total drama gc (DISCONTINUED) by wyvrianxv (definitely go check that shi out)