divorcees | chapter eight

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sierra: yk what i just realised

courtney: no and we dont exactly care either

sierra: technically me and cody are still married because we never got a divorce!!

heather: a divorce from what 💀 

sierra: when we got married in world tour!! the tight rope thing!!

heather: yeah and i 'married' alejandro but you dont see me laid all over him

alejandro: oh mi amor 😳❤️

heather: STOP.

leshawna: honestly i wish you two would just quit acting and make out already

leshawna: heather, you wanted gossip and now you GET gossip

heather: not any gossip that involves me obviously??

leshawna: why are you the way that you are

cody: i wanna divorce

sierra: CODYKINS!!!!

sierra: it was only a matter of time before you came online!!

noah: notice how she just ignores any negative comment we make about her, cody or her and cody's toxic relationship

noah: not that they are in a relationship of any sort

heather: whatever 

heather:cody, get over yourself

heather: sierra can't be that bad, we made it through loads of episodes and weeks with her, her being in this group chat isn't totally unbearable

cody: excuse me? you're not the one who is getting STALKED.

sierra: STALKED?? BY WHO?? 

sierra: dont worry cody i will get them and stab them in the back!!

cody: please don't 

duncan: because that way she'd be committing suicide

courtney: we've gone way past the boundaries of pg 13 

heather: fine whatever

heather: sorry ig

noah: youre still not off the hook

cody: ^ what noah said 

geoff: stalking is so not cool dudes

geoff: if your girlfriend is a stalker thats a massive red flag right there

geoff: 🚩 

noah: gee it was so unclear you even had to add the emoji

duncan: i like emojis 😀

courtney: theyre so childish, it makes you seem more immature than you already are

heather: can geoff not sound like a commercial?

geoff: luckily for me i have an amazing girlfriend who doesn't do that

bridgette: aww geoff!! ❤️

leshawna: he's advertising healthy relationships

leshawna: that or he's putting his girlfriend up on sale

geoff: i love you too bridgey bear 😘🥰

noah: they ignore everyone in this chat but each other however they're so much better than sierra

sierra: who said my name?

duncan: guys i think someone said her name 🥶 

noah: i dont think she can read 🥶 

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