total drama fuckers
courtney: TTPD IS OUT EVERYONE OH MY FCUKIGN GOD
gwen: whats a ttpd
heather: stop trying to be different gwen it's the tortured poets department by the one and only TAYLOR SWIFT
alejandro: im kind of overwhelmed with the amount of songs on it
geoff: she released like the actual album and the anthology has like an additional 15 songs on it like wtf how am i gonna listen to all of it
cody: i mean the more the merrier right
*scott added himself to total drama fuckers*
duncan: how-
scott: huh??????? wtf is this gc
courtney: scott? i thought we left you in all stars
heather: like yeah bitch we were talking about the tortured poets department
leshawna: loml made me cry
gwen: come on its not that emotional what are you on
leshawna: bitch shut up 😭😭
heather: all you listen to is shit like
heather: cUASE TOMNIGHT WILL BE THE NIGHT THAT I FUAL FOR YEURRR
heather: you cant talk
scott: how did i get added into this
courtney: i don't know...
scott: oh hi courtney!!
bridgette: "scott added himself to total drama fuckers" that's not how it works 😭
trent: downloading the 2000gb of project sekai rn 😍
justin: will you shut that FUCKING MUSIC OFF
trent: I LITERALLY CANT
justin: I CAN'T MY ASS
scott: i literally don't know half of you, who the hell is trent??
trent: 😥😥 idk you tell me
scott: i swear i just bumped my head when lightning accidentally threw a 'sha-plate' at me and now i'm here, im not supposed to be here
heather: yeah, we know.
harold: me when i glitch through the matrix
harold: its all the government's fault fam
scott: right...
heather: literally, can you get out now? nobody likes you
scott: but alejandro's in here and he's not even in season one...
duncan: stop using the ... you aren't quirky
scott: how about no
duncan: im gonna touch you
heather: well we all LIKE alejandro, you're a bit weird
scott: what how am i weird wtf
leshawna: well, for one, you eat dirt
scott: ONLY WHEN IM STRESSED
scott: who even are you
courtney: we should probably stop bullying scott for his interests (eating dirt, bit weird but this is a non judgement space)
justin: "non judgement" okay miss lawyer
courtney: seriously. i mean if we're nice then we can just ask him to leave, right?
heather: or alejandro can kick him out or smth
courtney: okay i guess. just don't be excessively rude, it's not very nice.
scott: thank you courtney!!! i'm glad someone realizes everyone's wrongs and speaks up about it
scott: btw
scott: are you still single?
duncan: OKAY BUCKAROO
duncan: LISTEN UP
duncan: THERE'S ONLY ROOM FOR ONE BOYFRIEND FOR COURTNEY
duncan: AND THATS ME PAL SO BACK OFF
scott: i was just asking a question??
heather: i'm not usually on duncan's side but you were sooo hitting on courtney
gwen: yeah like you knew duncan was in this chat and 1. in general it's a sensitive topic and 2. they got back together
scott: seriously what's wrong with me asking courtney a question? it's not like i was full on hitting on her
leshawna: it was implied
leshawna: face it hunny bun
duncan: YEAH
courtney: ah scott, im not single, but i'll definitely let you know if i'm interested at some point, as you can see my whore of a boyfriend is being a bit jealous :)
scott: awee :( it's okay! gimme a call if you need anything
scott: duncan you better not hurt her, she's worth more than that. especially since you cheated and she came to me instead.
duncan: CAN FUCKING WHAT OF COURSE I WON'T HURT HER AGAIN 😭😭😭
duncan: DON'T YOU THINK I KNOW THAT, SHE'S LITERALLY MY GIRLFRIEND. I'VE BEEN IN LOVE WITH HER SINCE I MET HER ON SEASON ONE, YOU'RE JUST A FAKE WANNABE WHO WANTS TO BE LIKE ME FR. I HURT HER BEFORE BUT I REALIZED THE WRONGS OF MY ACTIONS AND WE SOLVED IT WITH GWEN AND COURTNEY AND I, WE'RE ALL ON GOOD TERMS. STOP TRYING TO BE LIKE THE GUY WHO'S SHOULDER SHE'LL CRY ON, SHE'S NOT GONNA CRY ON ANYONE'S SHOULDER BUT MINE, SHE'LL PROBABLY CRY ON EZEKIEL'S SHOULDER BEFORE SHE GOES ANYWHERE NEAR YOURS, JUST ACCEPT IM ABOUT 10X BETTER AND I ALWAYS WILL BE
*scott left total drama fuckers*
courtney: thanks duncan 💕
duncan: no problem princess 🤍
gwen: ah...
gwen: well
gwen: ttpd day today
geoff: LITERALLY WOOHOO
a/n
your girl is back
sorry to all the scott lovers out there
thanks to c0urtzis for the suggestion!!!
would you guys join my fucking discord server??
ESTÁS LEYENDO
total drama dumbasses
Humora collection of the g1 tdi characters in a gc being silly / this was heavily inspired by total drama gc (DISCONTINUED) by wyvrianxv (definitely go check that shi out)
