PLEASE READ THE A/N AT THE VERY BEGINNING!
REWRITING!
previously known as : how was it future me?
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❝ᵗᵃᵏᵉ ᵐᵉ ᵗᵒ ᵗʰᵉ ˡᵃᵏᵉˢ ʷʰᵉʳᵉ ᵃˡˡ ᵗʰᵉ ᵖᵒᵉᵗˢ ʷᵉⁿᵗ ᵗᵒ ᵈⁱᵉ
ⁱ ᵈᵒⁿ'ᵗ ᵇᵉˡᵒⁿᵍ, ᵃⁿᵈ ᵐʸ ᵇᵉˡᵒᵛᵉᵈ, ⁿᵉⁱᵗʰᵉʳ ᵈᵒ ʸᵒᵘ
ᵗʰᵒˢᵉ ʷⁱⁿᵈᵉʳᵐᵉʳᵉ ᵖᵉᵃᵏˢ ˡᵒᵒᵏ...
you had been boredly and fearfully lurking around the forest for around six days now, covered in dirt and some small scratches which were embarrassingly not even from demons and instead the sharp ass bushes that were everywhere.
the other night you accidentally slept in a poison ivy bush and didn't notice until you woke up all red and itchy so then you ran to the ice cold river and jumped in but you almost drowned because the stream was very heavy and you were just laying on your back floating down the big ass river. bitch ass vegemite sat on your stomach as you floated downstream, enjoying the boat ride. you also passed multiple other people on this trip, all of them having looked at you weird.
you also passed a few dead bodies.. yikes.
and then finally once you noticed you were about a million kilometers from where you had jumped in the water, and, coincidentally left your katana you nearly drowned trying to get out of the water cause it kept pulling you back in. the whole time vegemite sat on the shore staring at you condescendingly as you gargled, trying to get up. and then you also almost fell down a waterfall before you thankfully pulled yourself out, shivering like crazy.
and that was when you encountered a fat ass, hungry ass demon. he chased you for a good while with you hopefully running in the way of your katana, but then as he got close you stopped him and negotiated with him.
