YOU GRUMBLED, HANDS STUFFED UNDER YOUR SHIRT FOR WARMTH AS YOU SLOUCHED YOUR WAY DOWN THE PATH, STINK-EYEING VEGEMITE AND TAPDOLE.
when you had awoken from your impromptu passing out, your eyes had snapped open and caught both vegemite and tapdole with mouths wide open, about to take a good chomp out of your arm.
you huffed, looking away from the two creatures.
"i'm disowning you both"
unfortunately that wasn't really possible as they both just continued to follow you anyway, both looking as though they were smirking.
you grumbled louder.
you glanced upwards, night was dawning again and you wondered how many days you had been wandering about.
you hummed, would sanemi be nervous? your smile thinned, shit. he probably thought you were dead.
you facepalm slightly, you hadn't really thought of the repercussions for your side-quests.
welp.
a bush rustled to your right and you instantly had the urge to punch a tree.
no fucking way you were facing another demon.
i mean, according to your own mind, you did a zenitsu and slaughtered all fifty demons in your sleep after you had passed out. of course, that's not what happened, but she doesn't need to know that.
you unsheathed your sword, gripping it tight with a frown. you really didn't feel like fighting another demon right now.
you stomped your foot like a child as the bush rustled again.
"come out, bitch!"
the bush rustled again and you were tackled to the ground.
"holy shit! i just got a concussion, bitch!"
you raised your arm and elbowed the ugly demon who tackled you in the face. he fell back, caught off guard.
you snickered, "hah! take that hoe"
you raised your katana, slicing the ugly hoe's head off.
you laughed, sticking your tongue out at the dead body.
you gaped as tapdole butt-scooted right down the dissolving demons torso.
you cough, "right, then"
you and the two.. odd.. animals walked off into the night, managing to avoid most demon interactions except for one where you got a small cut on your lower arm. barely hurt though, you were a tough cookie.
eventually, light was coming back and you decided to lay down for snooze by a tree with soft, lush grass.
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