5sos Preferences // 5SECONDSOFSUMMER

texting // 4/4&y/n

I'm trying something bare with me :: luke has something to say but the bands mean

luke: guYS

michael: shut up luke 

calum: why are you so rude to lukey 

y/n: michael don't be mean to my baby 

michael: YOUR BABY? YOUR BABY? EXCUSE ME BISH 

ashton: simmer down simmer down everyone 

calum: you think you're so fucking clever

luke: as i was saying, i have an idea

michael: luke shut up 

ashton: yes i do think I'm clever 

ashton: everyone says i look like harry potter 

y/n: no you really don't

luke: why is everyone in this band so mean 

michael: y/n's not in the band

ashton: ARE YOU DULLING ON MY SPARKLE Y/N

calum: i think she is 

michael: DAMMMMMMMMM

luke: can i finish talking now?

calum: fine

michael: you have 2 seconds

ashton: shut up michael and let the boy speak

luke: i had this idea inspired by michael ages ago 

y/n: YOU FUCKING DIDN'T WHAT THE FUCK DID YOU DO. BABY NO 

calum: shut up y/n

luke: and i dyed my hair dark brown 

y/n: holy shit my ovaries are gone 

ashton: HOTTTTTT SHOW US 

michael: bitch stealing my spotlight

calum: i might get a lip piercing

michael: no 

ashton: no

luke: no

y/n: no

luke: **picture sent** 

michael: JESUS CHRIST 

michael: MY DICK IS SO HARD RN 

y/n: my dicks hard and i don't even have a dick

calum: yes you do y/n I've seen it. 

calum: YES LUKE THATS HOT

ashton: oh god. the fans are going to flip shit everywhere

y/n: his already killed them 

luke: uploading a photo now oh god I'm scared what if they hate it 

ashton: shut up luke

y/n can be anyones girlfriend or just their best friend whatever you choose however this is how i feel the conversation would go if luke dyed his hair dark brown/black