boy with luv. | bts

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When you found out they did something.

BTS as your father
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✉ - Jin

You: Appa ・∀・

Jin mama: Oh no. I know that look.

You: Hue hue hue. I saw you playing around with umma's new makeups.

You:・∀・

Jin mama: Don't tell her please. Jungkook needs it for her girlfriend.

You: Oh Jungkook oppa? He forgot his girlfriend's birthday again?

You: Someone's busted ・∀・

Jin mama: (Name) no.

You: ● ∀ ●

Jin mama: What do you want?

You: Oh you know what i want appa.

Jin mama: Quit playing games.

Jin mama: Too bad,I actually don't.

*sensing the scary Jin mode* You:..........

You: I won't tell umma and Jungkook's possibly-imaginary-girlfriend.

Jin mama: He HAS one,she's not fake. We're going to eat dinner together pretty soon.

You: Oh really.

You: ・∀・

Jin mama: (FULL NAME).

✉ - Suga

You: I'll give you three seconds.

You: 3

You: 2

Min baba: Stop it.

You: You used all of unma's favourite coffee bag from whever-that-place is didn't you?

Min baba: No

You: Give yourself up appa. I saw it.

Min baba: That's not me,i was in the office the whole time.

Min baba: You're probably being paranoid.

Min baba: You should go check.

Min baba: I am not even in the house.

You: HA! You said you're in the office then you said you're not even in the house. SO WHAT IS TRUTH.

Min baba: Where you learn all that. Did V taught you that.

You: He taught me basic skills on being a detective.

Min baba: That brat.

You: On top of that,why are you so nervous.

Min baba: You can't even see my face.

You: I can appa. I am behind you.

You: Jungkook taught me how to be quiet to creep up on people. He's a police remember?

Min baba: You're never getting near my friends anymore.

✉ - Namjoon

You: Appa. Don't even try.

Cookie monster: What did i do.

You: You broke the vase grandma brought for mom.

Cookie monster:.......don't tell mom.

You: I won't. I don't want to see her flipping the table in the middle of the night.