Ask Loki, The God of Mischief

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Akahanna77:

How do you deal with Thor visiting you every day?

Loki:

Well mortals, it usually goes something like this:

Thor walks in

Thor: how's my favorite brother doing?

Me: fine now go away

Thor: why? I only want to talk for a bit you must be lonely

Me: I have questions to answer.

Thor: well you can do that later

Me:...

Thor:.....

Me:....

Thor gives me a big bear hug.

Me: get of me you big oaf!!

Thor tells me of everything happening in Midgard and Asgard.

Me: that's great the door is over there.

Thor: why are you being so rude? You are locked up in a cage with no one to talk but me when I visit so why are you so cruel when I visit you brother?

Me: it's your fault I'm in here in the first place.

Thor: I'm not the one who went to the Chitauri and tried to take over Midgard!

Me: the Chitauri left me no choice!! I could have taken over Midfard peacefully! The Chitauri wanted a battle!

Thor: why did you get involved with them?

Me: they came to me, if I refused they would have killed me.

Thor: well I have something that may cheer you up.

Me: what

Thor takes out poptarts and hands them to me.

Me: I do not wish to consume this

Midgardian rubbish Thor.

Thor: fine brother. I must leave.

So that's how it usually goes.

Amateurwriter:

In a fight would you rather face angry hulk or pregnant Natasha?

Do you like cats?

Loki::

Iv faces angry hulk before and t did not turn out in my favor. Natasha even pregnant would be easier to fight. She may be an assassin but I have magic and I am immortal.

And cats are very...umm cute. They are adorable creatures.