Why Wattpad Drives Me Crazy - Part II

1| I told my teacher I was in love with him lolz

Okay so this isn't a rant but instead I thought to tell you my life story yayyyy

*looks at you with daggers until you cheer*

*you better have cheered*

Okay my life story as of two weeks ago

It was a cold and dark Thursday morning

MY LAST DAY OF HIGH SCHOOL

And so I've told you about this sexy ass teacher of mine before, anyway like everyone knows I'm in love with him LOLZ

SO BASICALLY I WROTE IT ON A PAPER AND PUT IT IN AN ENVELOPE AND GAVE IT TO HIM

Thing is like I DIDN'T EXPECT HIM TO READ IT BEFORE I LEFT

SO THEN LIKE AN HOUR LATER I SAW HIM AGAIN AND HE JUST COULDN'T LOOK ME IN THE EYE AND HE WAS LAUGHING AWKWARDLY

GUYZ I WANTED TO DIE PLZ PLZ HAVE U EVER BEEN EMBARRASSED LIKE THAT FAM

AND THEN ALL MY DAMN FRIENDS WHO WERE THERE WERE JUST LAUGHING AT ME

You know what, I'll blame this on Wattpad JUST BECAUSE

Tbh one day I started searching for teacher-student romance stories to sate my soul

I FEEL YOU JUDGING ME FUCKING HELL YOU NEED TO UNDERSTAND HE IS HOT

They were soooooo bad like they sounded like pornos ahahahahah like

We got a new substitute teacher he was 19 years old fresh outta teacher's college and I was 17 turning 18 in two days omg it killed me how I wasn't yet legal I wanted him

"I'm your new teacher" he said lol everyone was staring open mouthed coz of his sexiness but he kept his orbs on me

"Class dismissed" he said because in movies and books class only happen for five minutes "but wait, you one girl I have been staring at, you stay behind"

Omg my heart beat escalated as everyone left and I was forced to face him

"U been failing girl and I know this because I've only taught you one lesson so kiss me"

Lol I couldn't read any of them tbh they were like so bad like YOUR FACE

Okay I gotta stop doing that, my gaash.

But them books never sated my soul, they just reminded me how creepy it was that I've been crushing on a 20-something year old man for two years

BUT HE SO SEXY THO

Point is, he'll never speak to me ever again 😂

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Omg guys what if he reads my books on Wattpad omg excuse me while I find a hole to bury myself in rn