Why Wattpad Drives Me Crazy - Part II

31| YOU'RE WAY TOO BUUUURIFUL GIRL

*Wattup song reference in the title*

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It's been a while since I ranted about the good (prude) girl, and so I reminded myself of her by reading a couple of books.

So you know how she always has that one best friend?

(Either that one best friend, or two besties, a guy and a girl ahahah)

It really annoys me how that best friend is always "so gorgeous" and "so popular"

So the good (prude) girl is talking about how average she is but her best friend, HER BEST FRIEND MAN, YOU DON EVEN KNOW

And from this you gain three things.

1. If the best friend is "so gorgeous" and "so popular", their friendship must therefore be due to them being childhood friends because you know, pretty and popular people only chill with pretty and popular people

And so the only way average Trudy-Prudy could have such a fireball for a bff is because when they were youngins they was "equal" and no one had tits yet haha

2. But then good (prude) girl isn't popular at all, in fact she likes to describe herself as "invisible", which is totally possible seeing as she hangs out with one of the most popular girls in school on a daily basis

I mean I hope you feel my sarcasm because there are so many contradictions that can be found here

If anyone hangs out with someone popular you know who they are, regardless of whether you've spoken to them or not

It's like when famous people have a bae that isn't famous, you still know them.

And so how tf is Trudy-Prudy-Goody calling herself invisible?

3. In the rare cases where Trudy and her hot sexy bff actually become friends in their teens when bff has always been popular, we can gain two sub-points:

- the hot sexy bff must always approach Trudy first to initiate the friendship. Never the other way. Because since when does "average"  Trudy get a choice?

More importantly,

- when hot bff decides to be Trudy-Goody-Prudy's friend, there has to be an ulterior motive, because hot sexy bff is sexy thus she definitely can't be friends with Prudy because she wants to be.

It either has to be the fact that she wants to give her a makeover, or maybe Trudy is the daughter of a President in a random Eastern European nation and only bff knows,

Basically, hot bff is shallow as hell, because you can't have a hot ass girl who actually cares about the deep stuff

Ya know?

And Goody-Prudy must always point out her insecurity, especially because she can't help but compare herself to her apparently sexy bff.

Good (prude) girl must also point out how mismatched their best-friendship is because it doesn't make any sense to her puny little mind that a gorgeous girl can want to be friends with her average little ass.

Because all gorgeous girls are shallow, remember that people.

Oh, and did I mention that with gorgeousness comes riches? Yea, for some reason, "rich and gorgeous" must always come as a pair, because what's the point of being rich when you're ugly? And what's the point of being gorgeous when you're poor?

This only applies to females, of course. Because Wattpad billionaire boyfriends are immediately gorgeous, not because of their looks obviously, but because of something beginning with the letter m (shhhh, don't tell that I said that, Prudy may get angry that I'm calling her a gold-digger).

Anywho, average Prudy-Goody-Trudy has a fucking gorgeous best friend, whose only purpose is to fill in the chapters where the boy isn't involved so that the author makes it seem like Prudy has an actual life.

Oh, and once in a while her parents are thrown in. (Remember that rant?)

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