This chapter is dedicated to @ransammayyy (sorry I forgot what your actual user is but I shall tag you properly later) and also she gets a set of dots all for herself yay
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Okay okay so forget Trump fan fics, yea.
There also seems to be fan fics about kids born in 2003 and shit and fuckin hell I don't comprehend how such people have even formed hormones yet
I know I've ranted about 9 year olds writing pornos and shit, but I think it gets even weirder when it's fan fiction because it's about someone who actually exists in real life
Like srsly stories about MattyB and Jacob Sartorius be like
"I sat on his lap he was so hot omg I could feel his boner he stroked my breasticles"
Like I'm so done. I think that 13 year old boys should stick to doing Math and shit tbh like idc that you can lip sync like how is that gonna get you anywhere in life like hey there colleges I'm applying to I certainly can't do Maths but I can lip sync amazingly coz musical.ly is bae and furthermore I just released a song about how bad it feels to be friendzoned at age 13 I mean am I ready to be a doctor now
NO. NO. NO.
Go back to school.
And you writers of these fan fics about 13 year olds having sex? Go back to school with them.
Coz your English sucks too.
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In fact here is a sexy picture of Michael B Jordan because he's sexy as fuck and he is A GROWN ASS MAN
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