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30th rant! Dedicated to YOUR FACE
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As you can imagine, I tend to get quite a number of messages in my inbox on Wattpad on the daily.
Before I start this rant, I will put it out there that I fucking love it. I always try and reply to people and bla bla bla all that shit basically try not to get offended because I'm making generalizations etc
I'm currently watching handball haha the Olympics teaches me of new sports every time I turn on the television but it also leads me to wonder how people get into such strange and uncommon sports? Like did they wake up one day and say I AM GOING TO DO CANOE SLALOM TODAYYY like it's super cool but I don't get that tbh 😂
Anywhoooooooo
Types of Messages I Get
1. The Shameless Ones
These people sort of have zero shame when it comes to asking for favours.
And I'm like whoa, I was not ready for that level of candor
"I FOLLOWED YOU SO FOLLOW ME BACK"
"Read my book I just posted a new chapter"
So um...okay, hello to you too, ya know?
2. The Sheepish (adorable) Ones
I find it so adorable when fans like send me messages and end up saying a shit load and then they start getting all embarrassed about it.
"Hi genie_us so I just wanted to tell you cows grow feet when they're dancing in the rain also the quick brown fox is your face haha I bet you expected me to say that it jumped over the stupid dog haha I didn't want to use all the letters in the alphabet but you know what your face but omg I really love your books and I also went to this place which smelled like peaches haha not the elephant in ice age omg it's a mammoth what am I saying...
...I'm so sorry, I'm so weird. Omg."
And I'm just like OMGGG I LIKE YOU COME GIMME A HUG because I know for a fact that that will be me when I meet Daniel Craig
And all the weirdest people rule the world. It's no doubt.
Like that Alice in Wonderland quote *googles a tumblr pic of the quote*
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I love that quote. Point is, there's no need to get embarrassed if you get all weird. I'm weird too, and I've no apologies for it.
