Why Wattpad Drives Me Crazy - Part II

(Would you rather) Q&A

If you're reading this you HAVE to answer at least two of these questions because they're soooo good😂

Like come on, join the fun :P

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1. Would you rather never use Wattpad again or never use YouTube again?

Ahahahaha YouTube means nothing to me if Wattpad is involved

2. Would you rather have a penis on your face or eyes on your butt?

Eyes on my butt, so I can look at his face when he wanna do it doggy style

YUCK WHAT DID I JUST SAY

3. Would you never be able to eat chicken again or never be able to use Wattpad again?

GOODBYE WATTPAD *tear*

4. Would you rather kill 1D or burn in hell forever?

Easy. The world was decent without 1D anyway.

I would probably kiss Harry before I killed him though, those lips were made for tasting

5. Have you been to New Zealand before and what music do you like?

I have never been to New Zealand but it's somewhere I DEFINITELY plan to visit!!!

I'm into rock, indie, alt, sometimes hip-hop, sometimes rap, classical.

6. WHO IS YOUR FAVOURITE YOUTUBER I NEED TO KNOW QUEEN PLEASE

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SHE MA GIRL

7. Would you rather have a nob for a nose or a nose for a nob?

...do you mean knob?

8. What's your favourite movie?

THE PRINCE OF EGYPT.

9. Would you rather fuck a goat or never be able to have sex ever in your life?

My word. This one, this one's got me good...

Like let's talk about this for a second. It's a question of whether I'd choose my dignity over my uncontrollable hormones. Or would I choose my hormones over my dignity?

Over my dignity and possibly health issues, now that I think about it. Like, do goats have big penises?

Are they spiky? I hear lions have spiky penises.

BRUH THIS IS HARD COZ SEX IS GOOD LIKE CAN I REALLY LIVE WITHOUT IT

OH LAWD

I WOULDN'T FUCK THE GOAT OKAY

THERE

YOU HAPPY?

I'LL JUST BE THE OLD ASS WOMAN WITH SEVENTY EIGHT CATS

(I won't fuck them either dw)

10. Would you rather never hear or never speak?

Never speak. I need my ears, music is my entire life.

11. Would you rather kill your favourite celebrity or delete Wattpad forever?

I WOULD NEVER HURT YOU KYLIE JENNER

Jks she ain't my fave celebrity but boy do I love her

I can't really choose who my fave celeb is tbh, but top 5 (in no particular order) would be: Adele,  Kendrick Lamar, Daniel Craig (duh), Kylie Jenner, Leonardo DiCaprio.

12. Would you rather lick a toad or never find love?

Hi toad we're gonna be lovers tonight

13. How long are you going to avoid my Mario Kart challenge?

Bitch please, you're the one who avoided it

14. Do you have a weird fascination with thumbs?

YOUR FACE

15. Are you jealous of my beautiful singing?

Yea baby ofc

16. What's your favourite colour?

Purple ftw!

17. Would you rather be deaf or blind?

This one is also really hard. My career is in music, so I can't forgo my ears. Butttttt

Writing music becomes a whole lot harder doesn't it

I DON'T LIKE YOUR QUESTION TAKE IT AWAY TAKE IT AWAYYYY

18. What is the hardest genre for you to write?

Hmmm. I'd say stuff like sci-fi and fantasy and all that jazz, as well as historical fiction, because you have to do a lot of research for that one.

And also most of my stories always end up becoming love stories whether or not they die at the end, so sometimes I have trouble thinking up a plot that hasn't any romance in it.

19. Would you rather mentally never age or physically never age?

Physically never age. These legs gotta keep slaying fam

I think mental aging is a good thing, no? You learn more the older you get.

20. Pepe or dat boi?

YOUR FACE

21. Are you a good person?

I like to think so.

AND NOW GENIE HAS A QUESTION FOR YOU, SURPRISE BITCH!

Would you rather YOUR FACE or YOUR FACE?

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I decided to google would you rather questions and I'm still scarred by this one:

Would you rather watch your parents have sex everyday for the rest of your life or would you join in to stop it?

I'm so done with these tbh 😂

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