It's Spring Break and I'm in Singapore and I'm Singa-bored (hehe still got that sense of humour) sitting on my bed. So I thought I'd drop by, say hello, let you know how I'm going to minor in creative writing and I'm mega excited to do that.
Also, New York is full of beautiful boys especially this lad who plays the drums he is beautiful
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I haven't been on Wattpad in ages and I return to find the same old bullshit on this site. Firstly, Zodiac Signs is still the main thing in the random category, I'm kinda over that shit, how many times do you need to be told that you get along with Pisces and Taurus but not Gemini for you to gain the courage to tell your crush you were actually sober when you sent that text?
(While we're at it, can we just take a moment to talk about how ridiculous the drinking age in USA is? Like guys my body is so confused because I keep hopping between different countries and like I'll be drinking in Kenya chillin knowing I'm good I'm good then I go back to the states where I gotta keep my guard up then I go to Canada and I'm one year underage but then I go to Singapore and then...)
Okay I lied. I've never been to Canada.
Not yet, at least.
Anyway, I redownliad Wattpad, log in and see the usual, like thousands of notifications that I attempt to go through before realizing that these notifications happened decades ago and all my readers have grown pubic hair and have gone through menopause by the time I'm returning.
Then I see a notification like:
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And I'm like wut, wtf is Tap??
Like the word tap has been frequenting my conversations and it's slightly unsettling hahahha
(Shhhh I'm still innocent shhhhh).
So I'm like DOWNLOAD NOW coz wtf is Tap, why does Wattpad keep trying to be hip
And then I get the app and i open it and BAM a story about a six year old with black pupils who needs to be exorcised and I'm just so confused
Like I didn't ask for this
After furiously tapping every corner of my phone to find the exit button (is that why they call it tap, coz they don't want you to sTAP reading so they make you TAP until you can go...TAPingo...hehehehehe)
Can I just say that Tapingo is the cause for my financial troubles in college? Like having the app and not needing to cue in Starbucks as a result has been spectacular, but like not really when I can't stop using it.
#Idigress
Anyway I try out another story and it's a similar concept. So essentially, what Tap👆🏼 is, is an app where you can read stories that are formed through the medium of text message conversation.
