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"Phil."

"Yeah?"

"You read this email?"

"Yeah?"

"It's sent from wearetheRealNASA@yahoo.com."

"Yeah?"

"It's fake, Phil."

"What?" Phil snatched his phone out of my hands from across the table.

"It's not real, you twit. Plus, they said they would call you." I pointed out.

Phil slid his thumb over his screen. "You're sure?"

"Like 87% sure."

Color boy sighed. "Who would do that?"

"Three guesses who."

"PJ." We said in unison.

"I can't stand him sometimes." I rolled my eyes.

"Sometimes? How were you even friends with him?" Phil asked.

"Hey! You were friends with him too, for a little. You even dated!"

"Yeah, but not since elementary." He retorted.

"He wasn't always like this. We were real good friends before... Before-"

"Before you talked to me. Wait! Isn't that Adrian?"

My head snapped to the door, and in walked my little brother and the kid I used to babysit.

"He's totally gonna notice us." I sighed at my stupidity.

"I brought us disguises." Phil proclaimed, reaching into his backpack and pulling out a baseball cap. "I like this one, and I have two options for you." He smiled, then proceeded to pull out another hat.

"I am not wearing that." I leaned back in my seat and crossed my arms.

"What? I got it from Florida!" Phil held it out.

"Gatorland USA?" I read aloud. "I wouldn't be caught dead in that."

"Oh, come on. This hat is amazing! I'd bang someone in this hat."

"You are one horny person, Phil Lester." I teased, and he over exaggerated a wink. "But I'm not wearing that."

"The other option is a fake mustache."

"I'll just put my hood on to be incognito."

"Your loss." Phil shrugged, and put the hat back in his bag.

A/N: sorry for the short chap but I'm getting over some twist and shout feels... Rip me

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