s w e e t a c h e『 jikook 』

t w o

"OH CRUSH, WHY DO THEY DO THIS TO US?"
by pandabines

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"this is dumb," i mumbled to jhope beside me. why are we going to math class again? if we're all just gonna sleep?

"there's only one person who enjoys this class so much," jhope chuckled and v nodded his head.

"what? rapmon-hyung?", i asked. we all looked at the said man and immediately squinted our eyes and shook our heads. he was grimacing because of his broken desk. yeah, he breaks everything he touches. and that's not a fucking metaphor.

"okay, definitely not him." even if he's the smartest i know in our year, he still does not enjoy math. who the hell enjoys math?

"it's suga-hyung," v whispered and i swear i saw his cheeks immediately turn to red as he said his name. [of course, he said his real name but i'm not gonna put that :p]

"aww, my babe's having a crush on someone! you're growing up, baby!", i teased v and tried to ruffle his hair but he just shook my hand away and rolled his eyes.

"oh, you just found out now?", jhope smirked devilishly. "he's been crushing on suga for months."

"shhhh!!!"

i gasped, actually a little over-exaggerated, but hey whatever.

"how didㅡwhy?! why did you not tell me you're already going through puberty?!"

v groaned loudly enough to make suga who's sleeping literally just behind him, change his position. now, we can clearly see him; eyebrows furrowed and bangs all over his face. he's actually cute.

i can see now why v would like him.

and this is why suga enjoys math class. it's too boring and the teacher doesn't really give a shit if he sleeps. not that any teacher would want to cross him anyway.

"i do not need to go through puberty to have a crush on someone! children have crushes too!" god, he sounds like some spoiled brat asking for candy. i love him and all but he's just so annoying sometimes. "besides, i'm already a teenager!"

"you're a child, v."

jhope laughed at my statement, making me chuckle in return.

"shut up!! besides, i'm older than you, panda!" [i still find it weird calling myself 'panda' hahaha but you guys like it anyway so...]

v kinda lost his chill, so he said those words very loudly and oh, he wished he hadn't. because a certain guy growled (literally) in anger and said, "can you keep your fucking mouth shut? i do not need to hear about your gay shit."

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comments:

iraplikejayz: HOLY SHIT DID HE JUST

iraplikejayz: DID HE HEAR YOU GUYS TALKING ABOUT HIM WTF

hazyunicorn: i thought you guys were whispering

pandabines: he's SUGA, he hears and knows EVERYTHING

pandabines: but he acts like he doesn't give a shit

pandabines: he really doesn't tho

hazyunicorn: i'm sure he gives a shit about SOME things

pandabines: well, THOSE things surely do not include v

swaginmyheart: HOW FUCKING DARE U

hazyunicorn: oh shit @/swaginmyheart are you v?!

swaginmyheart: yes i am lol

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hahaha did you guys see what i did there? iraplikejayz? hahahhahahaah shit i'm hilarious hahaha hah

fuck this is why i have no friends

anyway i'm pooping while writing this

but yeah pls vote