s w e e t a c h e『 jikook 』

f i f t y - t h r e e

yoongi:
so did you do it

jimin:
i actually just finished it a few days ago

yoongi:
well you should've fucking told me

jimin:
you didn't have to know

yoongi:
if not for you, i wouldn't have had to pretend i liked taehyung

yoongi:
so tell me why the fuck i shouldn't have known you were done writing that fucking novel so i could leave that fucktwat already

jimin:
calm your tits, yoongi

yoongi:
you're fucking horrible honestly haha

jimin:
why'd you help me do it then?

yoongi:
i thought it would be entertaining

jimin:
and?

yoongi:
it was

yoongi:
but no matter how stupid taehyung is, he doesn't deserve to get played like that

jimin:
hey it's not my fault he's best friends with the man who wrote fucked up things about me on the internet for everyone else to see

yoongi:
it's not even as fucked up as you make it out to be

jimin:
it isn't if you're not me

yoongi:
everything has to be about you

jimin:
oh do shut up

jimin:
stop acting like you don't want to suck my dick

yoongi:
you know i'm not the best at acting

jimin:
i am

yoongi:
it goes without saying

yoongi:
you even cried and talked to him about my obsessed stalker just to make him soft lmao

jimin:
lol i know

jimin:
lisa deserved it though

yoongi:
so you showed him our texts, didn't you?

yoongi:
the one where i'm talking as if i actually cared about lisa and as if you, OF ALL PEOPLE, actually blame yourself for her suicide

jimin:
yea

jimin:
he loved it lmao you should've seen his face

yoongi:
jungkook is by far the stupidest person i've ever met

jimin:
far worse than tae?

yoongi:
hahaha yes

yoongi:
although i'm still mad at you for not telling me you finished writing the novel already

jimin:
i already talked to a publishing company by the way

yoongi:
and?

jimin:
they said they loved it

jimin:
i mean, what can i say? best ones written are always the real ones

fin