s w e e t a c h e『 jikook 』

e i g h t e e n

[imessage]

thisbitch: HEY BABE

peachmyass: EW NO

thisbitch: YOU FUCKED UP

peachmyass: EXCUSE ME. THE GOLDEN MAKNAE DOES NOT FUCK UP. EVER.

thisbitch: YOU AIN'T NO SAINT. YOU SAID JIMIN'S NAME ON YOUR ENTRY WHERE YOU SAID YOU WAITED FOR HIM AND HE NEVER CAME.

peachmyass: OH MY GOD NO😱😱😱

thisbitch: YEP.  💁🏻💁🏻💁🏻

peachmyass: GOTTA BLAST

thisbitch: SHUT UP YOU AIN'T GOIN' NOWHERE 🙎🏼‍♂️

thisbitch: BESIDES IT'S BEEN TWO DAYS SINCE THAT HAPPENED. WHY ARE YOU STILL BITCHIN' ABOUT IT. IT'S NOT LIKE YOU DIDN'T FRICKLE FRACKLE WHEN HE WENT TO YOUR ROOM.

peachmyass: WE DID NOT FUCK TAEHYUNG

thisbitch: of course you didn't fuck me. like i'd know if u did lmao

peachmyass: i'm so done with u

thisbitch: ok but seriously. why'd you do that

peachmyass: idk i was so stressed while ranting that i ended up making a mistake ???

peachmyass: i'm just gonna fix it

peachmyass: but why did no one else tell me abt it like what if he read it

thisbitch: they didn't care and besides  i think JIMIN IS TOO COOL TO SPEND HIS TIME ON BLOGS READING ENTRIES OF SOME GUY TALKING ABOUT HIS CRUSH ON HIS SEXYASSFRIEND

peachmyass: WOW THANKS

thisbitch: or they just didn't notice bc they were busy getting their panties in a twist when they found out he stood you up again

peachmyass: but then he really didn't

thisbitch: YEAH BECAUSE HE WENT INTO YOUR ROOM...

peachmyass: nO

thisbitch: AND THEN...

peachmyass: NOOOO

thisbitch: YOU...

peachmyass: STOP

thisbitch: AND THEN YOU FRICKLE FRACKLED SO HARD YOUR BRAIN GOT SHOOK YOU FORGOT YOU MENTIONED HIS REAL NAME

peachmyass: i am so leaving you

thisbitch: ok

peachmyass: i'm serious

thisbitch: ok

peachmyass: i regret my decision of being friends with u

thisbitch: ok good for u

peachmyass: STOP

thisbitch: i'm not even doing anything ???

peachmyass: besides, why do u keep saying that word

thisbitch: "frickle frackle"?

thisbitch: namjoon

peachmyass: what's with him??

thisbitch: if you weren't busy frickle-frackling with jimin you would've seen our comments

peachmyass: touché

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i just started watching hwarang and i'm already dead like tae hasn't even appeared and the story's already so good like

iM sO

shOOk

anyway just to be clear, only tae knew that jimin went to jungkook's house before he even posted the last entry. but jungkook didn't tell him about what they did because well... you'll know on the next chapter ;)