❝Good morning, sunshine! McDonalds delivery here. What would you like to order today? We have our daily breakfast specials until 11A.M. only!❞
❝Leila, hi. I just wanna say sorry to ya.❞
❝Oh my God, Trevor, my man! I'm so sorry. I was such a bi—❞
❝No, no! It's all my fault. I started it in the first place.❞
❝No, Trevor. I-I just, I've been having problems lately and, God, you don't deserve to be treated like that. Especially not on your condom crisis.❞
❝I guess this whole condom fiasco is inevitable, huh?❞
❝Yeah. . . . Is it too late now to say sorry?❞
❝As long as you serve me, I'll be your platinum, I'll be your silver, and I'll be your gold.❞
❝Is that supposed to be a pickup line?❞
❝Justin Bieber reference but, yes.❞
❝Ew.❞
❝I total-lei accept your apology.❞
❝You did not just use that pun.❞
❝There's more of that up my sleeves. Buh-bye, Leila!❞
❝ . . . ❞
❝I look forward to see what he has in store for me.❞
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Miss Delivery Girl
Short StoryMcDonald's delivery worker Leila Nasser finds herself forming the unlikeliest bond in the world with Trevor Tanner, a condom seeker too lewd for his own good, though he does have his own charms. But is the risk worth taking? #1 in Short Story | five...
