❝Again, I'm so sorry this happened to you.❞
❝I never needed anyone's pity.❞
❝Well, you're gonna get a slice of empathy from me.❞
❝How so?❞
❝I'm going to pay that surgery for you. I want you to sur-vor-ve.❞
❝WHAT? No, no. I can't accept that.❞
❝Why not?❞
❝Why yes? I'm working part-time as a security guard right now so that should give me some pretty nice income.❞
❝You? A security guard?❞ [ She bursts out in laughter. ]
❝This lei-dy here thinks it's funny, huh?❞
❝The only thing you can guard is your ballsacks . . . and they're not even that secure!❞
❝Well, I can secure you from falling in love with someone else.❞
❝ . . . ❞
❝Real smooth, huh?❞
❝Not as smooth as my ass. Ha!❞
❝Ooo, can I rub my face against it?❞
❝No.❞
❝Yes.❞
❝This has drifted way out of topic. You know what? I think we should have a little rendezvous.❞
❝Nuh-uh, Trevor's standards are waaaaaaaay too classy for someone like you.❞
❝All this melancholy and you're still a jerk. Ugh, I'm so going t—❞
❝Kiss me?❞
❝YEAH, I'M GOING TO CARESS YOU LIKE I DO TO MY BODY AND THEN I'LL FRENCH-KISS—wait, what?❞
❝LEILA, WHY ARE YOU SCREAMING LIKE A RETARDED TOAD OVER THERE?❞
❝Oh, ho! Someone's gonna get spanked by their manager. . . . ❞
❝Shut up. French café, 8 P.M. tonight. Do you understand?❞
❝What French café?❞
❝There's only one French café in the entire Winterborough, Trevor.❞
❝Oh, wait. That's the place where my older brother fought with his exes before.❞
❝Really? What's his name?❞
❝Sebastian Tanner.❞
[ *clears throat* "hate line" readers, where y'all at?*winks* ]
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Miss Delivery Girl
Short StoryMcDonald's delivery worker Leila Nasser finds herself forming the unlikeliest bond in the world with Trevor Tanner, a condom seeker too lewd for his own good, though he does have his own charms. But is the risk worth taking? #1 in Short Story | five...
