❝Feisty with all the comebacks, eh?❞
❝Looks like I've upgraded to the Sarcasm Queen status. These hoes got nothin' on me!❞
❝Okay.❞
❝Just okay?❞
❝What? Do you expect me to trail my lips from your forehead all the way to your feet in a very romanticized manner merely to glorify the majesty of your comebacks?❞
❝Wow.❞
❝ . . . ❞
❝I am blushing for no reason now.❞
❝Even the fiercest tigress has its own soft spot.❞
❝The only thing commendable about you is how smooth you twist those words into vaguely sophisticated pickup lines.❞
❝You sure about that? Thought my stud-like body is a commendable feature too.❞
❝I do like stud for boyfriends, just not you.❞
[ She mentally curses herself for hiding her feelings. ]
❝Well, I've got the STD and all I need is U.❞
❝ . . . ❞
❝ . . . ❞
❝That is the worst pickup line I ever heard.❞
❝Just kidding, I don't actually have STD but I got one more. Wanna hear it?❞
❝There is a high risk I will die internally but okay, my twin hills are tense enough to take it.❞
❝Your face is like a sandpaper.❞
❝What?❞
❝I want to polish my tool so let me rub it across your face.❞
❝Okay, I be out of this venue.❞
[ She hangs up on him, eternally scarred by those pickup lines. Let us pray for the death of Leila's innocence. ]
[ Oh, wait, she was never
innocent anyway. Ha.]
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Miss Delivery Girl
Short StoryMcDonald's delivery worker Leila Nasser finds herself forming the unlikeliest bond in the world with Trevor Tanner, a condom seeker too lewd for his own good, though he does have his own charms. But is the risk worth taking? #1 in Short Story | five...
