❝Hola, you are proudly calling in the McDonald's delivery line. How may I help you today?❞
❝Hey, if it isn't the annoying pack of Cheetos!❞
❝Donald Trump?❞
❝No, you.❞
❝GAHHHHHHH! YOU SON OF A B—❞
❝Leila, Daddy has never taught you to curse. Someone's gonna get spanked!❞
❝EW, YOU ARE NOT MY DADDY.❞
[ Leila tries to settle down before she gets busted again. Don't want Miss Sarah to cut off her boobs now, do we? ]
❝Wait, what happened to you?❞
❝I found my true love.❞
❝What? Who?❞
❝You, of course.❞
❝So sweet, but I was saying what happened to your head? You said you needed to go to the hospital during our last call.❞
❝Aw, someone's worried about her Daddy.❞
❝I told you, I am never going to be your baby girl.❞
❝Fine, I actually forgot almost everything about our last call, though. My head hurt again and I needed to go for a check-up.❞
❝It hurt again? What do you mean by that?❞
❝ . . . ❞
❝Trevor, where are you?❞
❝I-I can't explain right now. Maybe later.❞
❝Wait—❞
[ He hangs up on Leila again. ]
[ Something peculiar is definitely going on. No, not Miss Peregrine kind of shizzle. Trevor has something hidden up his sleeves. Or up his ass, whichever approach he takes. ]
❝Why is my heart beating so fast? Why am I so worried about him? Oh, God, please don't tell me that I . . . ❞
[ Despite Leila's extreme vexation towards the fuckboy behaviors shown by Trevor, she can't help but feel that she is tripping over the ropes of his pickup lines and falling into the ocean of new romantics. ]
STAI LEGGENDO
Miss Delivery Girl
Storie breviMcDonald's delivery worker Leila Nasser finds herself forming the unlikeliest bond in the world with Trevor Tanner, a condom seeker too lewd for his own good, though he does have his own charms. But is the risk worth taking? #1 in Short Story | five...
