McDonald's delivery worker Leila Nasser finds herself forming the unlikeliest bond in the world with Trevor Tanner, a condom seeker too lewd for his own good, though he does have his own charms.
But is the risk worth taking?
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[Brace yourselves for a showdown in this chapter. . . . Just kidding. This is not Hate Line. ]
❝What's taking these goofballs so long?❞
[Leila taps her fingers on the table whilst scanning her eyes around the cafe.]
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[ I'm too lazy to describe it so just imagine something like this but with bigger space, night scenery outside, and Leila is sitting at one of the tables. (This is how you become an author according to jaguahr.) ]
❝Wait, why are they both walking together?❞
[ Both Trevor and Sebastian are actually walking into the cafe together, bright smiles plastered on their faces. Leila can tell they are unaware of each other's presence. It is dim-lighted outside, after all. ]
[ Just then, they both see Leila sitting at one of the tables, chanting the same words in unison. ]
❝Hey, Leila!❞
❝Hey, Leila!❞
[Upon this, both their eyes bulge and they turn their heads to look at each other. And . . . they both scream in each other face's as if they both just got miraculously pregnant. ]
❝AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!❞
❝AAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHH!❞
❝I guess this is how boys scream if they see a flying cockroach.❞
❝DID YOU BRING HIM HERE?❞
❝DID YOU BRING HIM HERE?❞
❝Yes, I did, boys.❞
❝BUT . . .WHY?❞
❝BUT . . .WHY?❞
❝Because you both are basically a butt.❞
❝What do you mean?❞
❝Oh, so this fuckboy is the company you talked about. I should have known.❞
❝Sebastian, you need to stop being an obnoxious jerk and be responsible to your lil' brother for once. Trevor, you need to stop hating on your big bro and know that he's still here for you.❞
❝EW, NO WAY!❞
❝NEVER!❞
❝You guys have to. This is a very crucial moment.❞
❝Wait, how do you knowTrevorismybrother?❞
❝Trevor told me.❞
❝You know him?❞
❝He tried to flirt me with a . . . mucus-infested tissue.❞
❝What the fuck, Seb? Leila is mine!❞
[ Leila takes turn to widen her eyes upon Trevor's words. Does Trevor really love her in an intimate way? Wow. She has underestimated his affection towards her all this while. ]
❝No, you faggot! This sexy mama here shall be mine and you will go back to that rotten apartment of yours tonight mourning over your sorry little faggot ass.❞
❝I'm a slave to no one, Seb. I won't hesitate to give your balls some treatment if you do anything to me.❞
❝What kind of treatment?❞
❝NO, SEB! DON'T YOU DARE—❞
❝SHUT UP, FREAK-VOR! YOU SHOULD HAVE JUST DIED LIKE MOM DID.❞
[ And that, ladies and gentlemen, is the cue to the start of a gargantuan civil war. ]
[ I think this is actually becoming like "hate line" after all, whoops. ]
