❝Hello, McDonald's delivery line. How may I help you today?❞
❝Do you have buns?❞
❝Buns? What are you---❞
❝Do you have buns?❞
❝Yeah, we have lots of burger buns here. Why'd you ask?❞
❝Oh, great, because if I was a meat patty and you're a bun, I would totally lei myself all over your body.❞
❝That's disgusting . . . but cute at the same time. Either way, it's pretty outdated so how about trying some refreshments?❞
❝What do you guys have?❞
❝Hmm, we have Pepsi, Mountain Dew, Fanta Orange, Fanta Grape, F&N's Iced Lemon Tea and Coca-Cola.❞
❝I would like a cup of fresh Coca-Co-lei, please.❞
❝Stepping up with the punning game, are we? Perhaps I've underestimated your skills, but nope, still unprofessional.❞
❝You mean pun-professional because it's Trevor the Loverboy! Back at it again with the punniest puns.❞
❝Really? Is that what you call yourself?❞
❝Give me a break. I need to boost my self-esteem over here.❞
❝The only thing you need to work on is your wimpy erection. So, Tre-y again tomorrow.❞
❝Fine, I'm ordering in tomorrow anyway.❞
❝ . . . ❞
❝His puns are giving me life.❞
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Miss Delivery Girl
Short StoryMcDonald's delivery worker Leila Nasser finds herself forming the unlikeliest bond in the world with Trevor Tanner, a condom seeker too lewd for his own good, though he does have his own charms. But is the risk worth taking? #1 in Short Story | five...
