15 / / ❝just kick her STD-prone ass out, sarah!❞

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Leila | Ms. Sarah | Ms. Manisha

    

❝WHERE ON MARS WERE YOU?❞

       

I flew into Uranus. Duh, I went deliver the order, of course.

      

❝You are one hour and thirty minutes late from your expected return time. I have entrusted you to be an efficient delivery girl, Leila.❞

      

It's not my fault if some pair of testes snatched the bike and—

      

❝WHAT THE—YOU LET. SOMEONE. STEAL THE BIKE?❞

      

Okay, I can expla—

      

❝That's it, no salary raise for you.❞

      

But the motorbike is right outside now! Miss Sarah, pleeeeeeeeeease.[ Leila unleashes her puppy eyes skill, her ultimate weapon in landing the delivery line worker job. ]

   

❝No, it's not working, Leila. In fact, I am going to cut off your salary this month as a punishment.❞

      

Wait, isn't that illegal? Either way, you should be cutting Alex's salary, not mine!

      

❝On second thoughts, I will be cutting his salary too.❞

      

Okay, what you're gonna cut next? My ovaries?

      

❝ . . . 

        

. . .

   

❝You better thank me for still having the humanity inside me. Manisha would have roasted your ass on the grill and kicked you out if she was to be in charge of this place.❞

   

Just kick her STD-prone ass out, Sarah![ Miss Manisha wails in the distance. ]

       

❝You know that Leila saved you from the car accident last year, right?❞ [Sarah shouts back.] ❝You better start appreciating this lil' kiddo, you hoe!

       

Fine, peasant!

  

[ Apparently it's a thing for both Sarah and Manisha to slander each other with those titles. Don't be fooled by the wonderful customer service. Behind every smile, a demon hides. ]

  

❝Leila, I know you have been here for two years without ever skipping your shifts, I appreciate that. But I expect bigger things from you.❞

      

Well, I can't do that unless there are some kind of . . . promotions and raises?[ Leila wiggles one eyebrow aggresively, a grin carved on her face. ]

   

❝You're one sly fox, aren't you?❞

   

[ sorry that this chapter is kinda boring but I promise it will get interesting soon ✨ ]

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