Leila | Sebastian
❝Hey, have I ever told you about my bisexuality?❞
❝Let me see . . . about the 69th time now.❞
❝Well, I used to date this super awesome guy named Declan. I honestly don't know how it all happened. It was a harmless friendship but we both just kinda . . . zinged all of the sudden.❞
❝Are you sure this is healthy for our babies?❞ She rubs her tummy.
❝Anything that involves their Daddy Seb is nothing short of healthy.❞
❝Okay, carry on, dear.❞
❝Well, he's really hot though. No lie. Sky-blue eyes, nice husky voice, and did I even mention that he's obsessed with Mean Girls just as I am?❞
❝Wait, you both watch Mean Girls?❞
❝That was like the only movie that came out on my TV every week back then.❞
❝Well, well. You go, Glen Coco.❞
❝Anyway, I felt like I was born to worship women, you know? I mean, them chocolate baguettes are cool and all, but damn, I couldn't live without my strawberry card slots.❞
❝You just ruined chocolate and strawberry for me, Seb. And I'm never eating a baguette again.❞
❝Wait, not even mine?❞
❝Seb!❞
❝Kidding. I lied to Declan just to put an end to our little thing. Said I had some kind of STD.❞
❝God, that's so mean of you.❞
❝No choice. We even had this huge fight at the French café with two other girls who also happened to be my ex—❞
❝Hold on, I saw that on the news long ago. Declan Skyes and Megan Johanis, right?❞
❝Yeah, I was there too.❞
❝What the hell did you get into back in high school? You all sound like some kind of a Suicide Squad or something.❞
❝Well, that's kind of a touchy subject, considering one of them did die from suicide.❞
❝ . . . ❞
❝ . . . ❞
❝I'm so sorry. Megan's one of your exes too?❞
❝Yeah, I was quite a player back then.❞
❝Judging from your Pornhub history, you still pretty much are one.❞
❝Wait, you what?❞
❝Don't tell me you've never heard of incognito mode.❞
❝Fine, but I've alwayd wondered how do you know all this stuff? I mean, you seem to know a lot about cuffs and kinks. . . .❞
❝You're not gonna believe me when I talk about it.❞
❝About what?❞
❝I, well, I had a sugar daddy for a boyfriend once.❞
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