. . .
CALLING
666-6969
. . .
❝Hello?❞
❝TREVOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!❞
❝OH MY GOD, LEILA! HOW DID YOU KNOW MY NUMBER?❞
❝DOESN'T MATTER. TREVOOOOOOOOOOOOOR!❞
❝Woah, woah. It's only been an hour since we last called.❞
❝I know, dork. I need to tell you something important.❞
❝Does it involve I-love-yous and muah-muahs?❞
❝What? No! I invited someone to be my company for our little rendezvous tonight.❞
❝Who?❞
❝Let's just say you won't like them.❞
❝Okay.❞
❝Okay? That's it? You won't activate your Sherlock mode on?❞
❝I only activate my Sherlock mode in bed. If you know what I mean . . . ❞
❝Trevor!❞
❝What?❞
❝I'm sorry. For everything.❞
❝You didn't know, it's okay.❞
❝Not for me, Trevor. It's not. Although, I do have one question: why did you have to order those condoms? Can't you just buy them at Seven-Eleven or something?❞
❝It's just . . . I want my first and last sexual experience to be special before I—❞
❝ . . . ❞
❝Before what, Trevor?❞
❝ . . . ❞
❝Tell me!❞
❝I had this dream where I died in my hospital bed not so long ago—I forgot when.❞
❝No, you're not going to die. I will help you.❞
❝Well, I said I will come back to the hospital after a month because I needed to collect money first. . . . Probably I would die by then.❞
❝NO, DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE SAY THAT!❞
❝I JUST DID! WHAT YOU'RE GONNA DO, HUH?❞
❝TURN ON YOUR LOCATIONS, HOE. I'M COMING FOR YOU!❞
❝You mean you'll cum for me? HAHAHAHAHAHA!❞
❝Boy, I thought you were serious.❞
❝You should have seen yourself.❞ [Trevor then mimicks Leila's voice.] ❝Oh, Trevor, I will chop off your testicles if you say that again!❞
❝You're seriously an annoying orange.❞
❝Wait, I thought you are the Annoying Orange?❞
❝Nah, I'm your Passion Fruit.❞
[ Hey apple, knife! ]
[ IF YOU WATCH ANNOYING ORANGE TOO, WE ARE AUTOMATICALLY AMIGOS.]
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Miss Delivery Girl
Short StoryMcDonald's delivery worker Leila Nasser finds herself forming the unlikeliest bond in the world with Trevor Tanner, a condom seeker too lewd for his own good, though he does have his own charms. But is the risk worth taking? #1 in Short Story | five...
