[ Leila calls Trevor to tell him the news. ]
❝Trevor? Hello?❞
❝On the scale of one to ten, you're a nine and I'm the one that you need.❞
❝What?❞
❝There's a side view, a rear view, and what else? Oh, wait, I know! I loview.❞
❝What the hell are you saying, Trevor?❞
❝Are you sitting on an F5 key? 'Cause that ass is refreshing, mami!❞
❝You sound just like Sebastian now. And, yes, my ass is refreshing for his three-inch elephant trunk.❞
❝Leila, there's still time to defenestrate that deal out of the window.❞
❝Defene—what?❞
❝I learned that in Confessions From An Asian Boy on Wattpad. It's another word for throwing someone out of the window.❞
❝Okay . . . ❞
[ Don't mind me, I'm just vacuuming the remnants of the ruined fourth wall now. ]
❝Anyways, I have something to tell you.❞
❝What?❞
❝One of my managers won four Shawn Mendes tickets for tomorrow's concert—❞
❝OH SHIT, ARE YOU LEGIT?❞
❝Trevor, why would I lie?❞
❝I FREAKING TRIED TO CALL IN FOR THE CONTEST BUT THIS GIRL WITH A WEIRD ASS VOICE GOT THE SPOT AND I WAS OUTRAAAAAAAGED!❞
❝That's Manisha and don't tell me you're a fan—❞
❝BRO, SHAWN MENDES IS LIFE! HE'S LIKE MY CELEBRITY GAY CRUSH OR SOMETHING.❞
❝Um . . . ❞
❝But don't worry, you're still the queen of my heart. Leila, the ruler of Trevor-lei-ndia!❞
❝What the hell is even Trevorlandia?❞
❝It's a paradise of kinky romance and overused pickup lines built exclusively for the one and only, Leila . . . hrm . . .❞
❝Leila González.❞
[ I can't believe she waited for 36 chapters to tell him her real name. What a disgrace! ]
❝Narrator, please! Not now.❞
❝You're Spanish?❞
❝Duh, and you. . . . Tú eres puro chantaje.❞
❝Pardon?❞
❝Ugh, never mind. By the way, two of my managers and I are going and they want to bring you along.❞
❝YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEYYYYY!❞
❝You sound like those ten-year-old fangirls now.❞
❝But I know I can treat you better than he can.❞
❝Okay, bye.❞
❝Wait, baby—❞
[ Leila hangs up on him, grinning to herself. He's such a cutie, you know. Admit it: Trevor is sweet like cotton candy, right? ]
❝Wait, he just called me baby. . . . ❞
[ A faint pink blush appears on her cheeks. ]
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Miss Delivery Girl
Short StoryMcDonald's delivery worker Leila Nasser finds herself forming the unlikeliest bond in the world with Trevor Tanner, a condom seeker too lewd for his own good, though he does have his own charms. But is the risk worth taking? #1 in Short Story | five...
