❝Hello, McDonald's delivery line is on the line. From the scale of one to ten, how would you rate your pain? Wait, what? Oh my God, I'm so sorry.❞
❝Looks like someone is too immersed inside her animation flicks lately.❞
❝Phew, thank God it was you.❞
❝How so?❞
❝I don't need to deal with embarassment because you are already an embarassment.❞
❝I think you're talking about your attempts at sarcasm.❞
❝So you think you're better than me?❞
❝I am better than you.❞
❝Prove it.❞
❝Let's play a game where both of us suck.❞
❝Suck what?❞
❝I mean—❞
❝The tic-tac baguette inside your pants?❞
❝Is that supposed to be a comeback?❞
❝I know, I know. I am the Princess of Sarcasm.❞
❝You mean Tragically Unsarcastic Peasant.❞
❝Where did you learn all of this anyway?❞
❝I took a course on How to Roast People 101.❞
❝Oh my God, you remembered that one too.❞
❝Are pickup lines your forté?❞
❝Nah, I pretty much suck at pickup lines and puns . . . LIKE YOUR FACE. HA!❞
❝Oops, guess I didn't see that cumming.❞
❝Please stop.❞
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Miss Delivery Girl
Short StoryMcDonald's delivery worker Leila Nasser finds herself forming the unlikeliest bond in the world with Trevor Tanner, a condom seeker too lewd for his own good, though he does have his own charms. But is the risk worth taking? #1 in Short Story | five...
