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We're The Millers

Movie 36: We’re The Millers* ‘*If anyone asks’ (2013)

Cast:

Rose (Sarah)- Jenifer Aniston

David – Jason Sudeikis

Casey – Emma Roberts

Kenny – Will Poulter

Brad – Ed Helms

Don – Nick Offerman

Edie – Kathryn Hahn

Melissa – Molly C. Quinn

Pablo Chacon – Tomer Sisley

Movie Information:

Rating- 14A

My Rating: 5 stars

Movie Summary:

          David, a local drug dealer, deals to stay at home wives, and business men. He sells only to adults. After a day of selling weed he goes home, first he picks up mail, and runs into a neighbour Rose. A stripper, who’s ex-boyfriend owes him money. Rose spends her time dancing for men with other strippers who've got nicknames like 'Boner Garage' with a tattoo pointing below. David and Rose don’t get along. He then bumps into a neighbour across the hall, Kenny a virgin living with his mom, but he says his mom has been out drinking for a few weeks now.

            David, a local drug dealer, deals to stay at home wives, and business men. He sells only to adults. After a day of selling weed he goes home, first he picks up mail, and runs into a neighbour Rose. A stripper, who’s ex-boyfriend owes him money. Rose spends her time dancing for men with other strippers who've got nicknames like 'Boner Garage' with a tattoo pointing below. David and Rose don’t get along. He then bumps into a neighbour across the hall, Kenny a virgin living with his mom, but he says his mom has been out drinking for a few weeks now.

          In front of their building Kenny notices some punks harassing a young woman. Kenny tries to be the hero and defend her, but only gets attacked. David tries to break it up, but then Kenny stupidly blabs to the punks that David is a drug dealer. The two make a run for it as they are chased. The punks assault him, go to his apartment and steal his drug stash and money.

          The next morning David keeps getting phone calls from Brad. David is captured and brought to Brad. Brad is Davids distributor. Brad knows about the theft and offers David a chance to redeem himself. He tells him to go to Mexico to pick up a little smidge of weed for Pablo Chacon and bring the weed back Sunday evening which is the 4th of July. Brad lets David know he had to do this and will be payed $100, 000.

          David tells Kenny about his dilemma. Kenny suggests using a disguise to pass the boarder but David thinks that's stupid. Just then a family in an RV pulls up to ask David directions to the zoo. David insults them and tells them to fuck off, but then a cop offers directions. That's when David gets the idea and comes up with a plan. He goes to the strip club where Rose works and asks her to join him as his fake wife so they can look like an all American family on vacation, but really pick up the weed and easily smuggle it over the boarder. He offers to pay her $10,000. Rose refuses. David however easily convinces Kenny to join and pays the girl who was being harassed the night before, Casey $1,000 for he thinks she's homeless.

          Back at the strip club Rose is told by her boss that he wants her to start having sex with the customers for payment, Rose is so angry she quits. At home she finds an eviction notice on her door.

          David, Kenny, and Casey all head off to the airport after getting lame haircuts, khaki pants, polo shirts and sensible shoes. They fly to Arizona and Casey makes a snide joke about anal sex in front of the flight attendant, which startles her after Casey's earlier speech on her excitement for SAT's and prom. Surprisingly Rose shows up dressed like them and as his fake wife. While Rose is putting her luggage away Kenny accidentally presses his face against her breasts, which somehow causes him to accidentally smack Casey in the face, causing an argument amongst the whole 'family'. David pulls them to the side and doubts Rose's acting abilities, but she covers their meeting by making them appear to be praying for a safe flight, throwing off the flight attendants suspicion.