Jerrie One-Shots

Random (Part 2)

A/N: surprise.  Once again from Perrie's POV...it's also just the messages/calls this time around, not extra plot XD  They're separated for promo, Jesy with Jade, and Leigh-Anne with Perrie, thus Jerrie cuteness over text and calls.

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 I Hate My Kids to: Fam Bam

I'm still mad that I didn't get to go to Glasgow

Queen Of Pugs to: Fam Bam

Why?  Because you miss seeing me? 😉

I Hate My Kids to: Fam Bam

ew

no

Munchkin 💕  to: Fam Bam

She's just jealous she won't see Susan Boyle

I Hate My Kids to: Fam Bam

That is such an old joke

...

BUT COME ON

THERE'S STILL THE SLIGHT CHANCE, AND YET I'M NOT THERE

I'M FURIOUS

Munchkin 💕  to: Fam Bam

Dude, that's not even her hometown

I Hate My Kids to: Fam Bam

Shut up before I smack you

Queen Of Pugs to: Fam Bam

I believe that's Perrie's job

Munchkin 💕  to: Fam Bam

...true 😏

I Hate My Kids to: Fam Bam

I smacked her

But only because she actually made that emoji face as she sent it

Nobody should make that face

SHE DID IT AGAIN

Queen Of Pugs to: Fam Bam

Jade you're not supposed to make funny faces without me there to see it

Munchkin 💕 to: Fam Bam

☹️

I Hate My Kids to: Fam Bam

Now she's making that face

Still

STOP IT JADE

Perrie make her stop

Me to: Fam Bam

Baby

Munchkin 💕 to: Fam Bam

Yes? 😍

I Hate My Kids to: Fam Bam

Okay, if she actually made that one I would've freaked out

STOP TRYING YOU IDIOT

Munchkin 💕 to: Fam Bam

You do realize you can talk to me in person, right?  I'm sitting next to you

I Hate My Kids to: Fam Bam

Shut up

Me to: Fam Bam