Amyplier One Shots [completed]

texts.

this isnt completely amyplier kill me

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mr iplier: does anyone know the sausage song??

saladass: i do, sadly

marziapie: i do because felix does

wwiishu: i dont oops

potato: i dont either

icedbirb: i do haha

mr iplier: watch this vine and learn it
*video attattched*

wwiishu: why?

potato: its better not to question him, babe

wwiishu: trueee,,,

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saladass: EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE AND KEEP IT GOING

mr iplier: EGGS, BACON, GRITS, SAUSAGE

wwiishu: i wasn't ready

icedbirb: god fuckindlakckd

potato: wait whats mine again

marziapie: its "i got a big ass and i still take sauasage" so you would of came in after Amy then Signe would been next w/ "i got a flat ass and i still take sausage" and everyone else knows theres

mr iplier: goddamn marzia

potato: oh yea ok try again lmao

mr iplier: OKAY
> EVERYBODY SAY SAUSAGE AND KEEP IT GOING

saladass: EGGS BACON GRITS SAUSAGE

icedbirb: im a skinny bitch but i still take sausage

potato: i got a big ass and i still take sausage

wwiishu: i got a flat ass and i still take sausage

mr iplier: white girl swipe girl take ya mans sausage

saladass: im a gay cracker but i still take sausage

marziapie: AHAHAHAHA SAUSAGE

icedbirb: white and thick and you know i take the sausage

potato: S-S-SAUSAGE S-SAUSAGE SAUSAGE

wwiishu: i like girls can i still take sausage???

mr iplier: yeah

saladass: FCUK yea

potato: im ashamed

wwiishu: what did i just do

icedbirb: mmmmm i can feel my sins crawling down my back

saladass: cool cool

mr iplier: did u just fucking jacksfilms reference my girlfriend though

saladass: regretfully, yes

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you can kill me :))

-izzy 💕