Sorry, Wrong Number - #68

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Basically, this is an AU of you and Draco as Wizards in the muggle world, texting in the 21st century. I don't know how this is going to go but let's see. Experimental writing. Getting out of my comfort zone. Enjoy -A

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Draco
You

Sunday - 1:41 pm

Hey, it's me. You gave me your number last night. D x

Um, hello? Sorry I think you have the wrong number.

Huh?
No, this is the number she gave me.

What was the name of the girl?

Pansy...

Sorry. That's not me.

God damn it. I'm sorry to disturb you.

Oh. It's no problem. I wasn't doing much anyway.

Hah. So what are you doing?

Reading. What about you?

Wallowing in self pity and wondering why I drank so much last night. Ha

Well I hope you have fun with that.

Thank you very much. I will.

So what's your name? If you don't mind me asking?

Draco. What about you?

Ooo, Draco. Interesting. Is your mums name Unicorn and your dad's name werewolf?

Sarcastic. I like it. To be honest, their names are abstract enough to be. Hah
But now you know my name, what's yours?

Guess.

Guess? There are like 1 million names in the world and you want me to guess.

Yeah. Why, are you to cool for that Dragon boy?

At least give me the first letter.
Also never call me that again.

Fine. It starts with (Y/I).

Hum.
Let me think.
(Name that begins with your initial)?

Nope.

(Really abstract name that begins with your initial)?

No

Hold on. Are you even a girl?

Yes, I'm a girl. Don't worry. You weren't about to flirt with a boy.

Thank Merlin. Is it (Y/N)?

How in gods name did you get that?
Also. You said thank Merlin... Only.. certain people say that.

I was about to make a joke about being a wizard and that's how I knew your name, but as you recognised the fact I said Merlin, you must be a witch?

No... I'm not.

Oh. Damn. Um. I was joking obviously.

I'm just messing with you Draco. Yes I'm a witch.

Thank the lord. I was really worried for a second. Don't do that to a man.

Hah sorry.

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